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good morning to everyone except the death eater who killed the ice cream guy

i like how he said he’s in the movie as if he’s an extra and not the main character and also crhis fucking evans

“She managed to scare her classmates and one cried,” she said. “Her wish came true, so she’s very happy.”

Me as a child

Just a reminder to check if you are accidentally using your data and not your wifi so you can swap back over

Am I the only one distressed that he included toothbrushes on this list?

i didn’t reblog this before, but this got better.

I’m so relieved that he wasn’t serious and I’m sure his dentist is too

dude I’ve seen this post a thousand times and I NEVER saw the last bit and I am so shook.

Best Trump shade I’ve seen so far

REACH FOR THE SKY

Best Trump shade I’ve seen so far

She’s the voice of Mulan, as if she wasn’t amazing enough.

She broke it with her fingers. Not a fist, her fingers.

fun fact: When you break things with your hands like that you have t break your fingers on purpose before so that they heal stronger. So basically this woman is so badass she broke her hands just to do this. 

she kicks ass like a coursing river

Saw this post so many months ago and I still think about it from time to time lol so badass

Had the absolute pleasure of meeting her. She’s indeed a kind-hearted and gorgeous badass.