An Autopsy of My Dignity

PIKACHU, HOLDING A GUN: sleep now or your ampharos will die

Shiny Re-Imaginings (1/?): #155 Cyndaquil, #156 Quilava & #157 Typhlosion

If you feel like someone is lying, even if you have no logical reason to think so, they probably are. It turns out your gut is much better at detecting lies than your brain. Studies show you’re more successful at determining whether someone is lying when you jump on your first instinct, because having too much time to think about it can make you wrong more often. Source Source 2 Source 3

A fan once approached Bob Ross and said ‘Bob, I could never paint, because I’m color blind. All I can see is grey tones’ - so he did an entire episode of the Joy of Painting where he painted using only shades of grey. Source

this is so stupid im sorry

me dissociating while waiting for my mom to pay on the register 

oh just a drunk chris evans at the age of ultron prem to brighten up your day

— Woody Allen (via quotethatword)

immortal lesbian worms have a dinner party