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Naturally everybody will think it's fake because of the date only to lose their minds (both positively and negatively based on their opinion of trump) when realizing it's real

There will be massive celebrations in the streets and on social media and lots of predictable "don't speak ill of the dead" discourse about those celebrations

Weird evangelicals will pull some weird number trick talking about how Jesus was conceived on April 1st and that makes Trump a sort of messiah and people will make fun of that

The Republicans (after they're done with the faux-sadness and faux-outrage) will stomp over each other to be his successor but none of them will succeed. They'll tear each other apart and have no single nominee for the November elections.

There will be discourse about if Biden and the living former presidents should go to his funeral (they won't, he was a traitor insurrectionist)

The Ukraine-Russia War immediately goes in favor of Ukraine as morale in the Kremlin is reduced. China similarly backs off from its threats on Taiwan.

Ten thousand new memes are made, some sticking around for years to come.

Then when Lwj wakes up he doesn't realize it's been three years and is still giving wwx silent treatment and being a meanie because of their 3 year old fight.

For @bahoreal whose mdzs art made me cry at work, and for @pumpkinpaix whose motivation is the only reason why I managed to finish this mess of a fic today. ❤

“Let go,” Lan Wangji says.

“Huh?” Wei Wuxian tightens his hold on Lan Wangji. “Why?”

“If you don’t let go,” Lan Wangji tells him, reaching up to cover one of Wei Wuxian’s hands with his own, squeezing lightly, “then I can’t get up.”

“And what will you do once you get up?” Wei Wuxian asks. “Will er-gege punish me for being shameless?”

requested by: anon

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Part 1

#1 - being woken up by their child(ren) and being unable to be annoyed by it because they're just so sweet

#2 - being in awe by how small everything is on a child ('just look at these fingers? How can they be real?!')

#3 - using the child(ren) as an excuse to not do something

#4 - teaching the child how to pronounce their own name, but they just can't get it right

#5 - taking candid pictures of the other when they're taking care of the child(ren)

#6 - having the child cuddling up in their lap after being teased/bullied by another child

#7 - using the made-up words of their child(ren) in all their conversations

#8 - playing rock paper scissors to determine who's bringing the child(ren) to bed

#9 - trying to make a family portrait but the child is always blinking/fooling around

#10 - watching the child(ren) being in awe of the simplest things

dialogue:

#11 - "Where is [child's name]?" "I thought you had them!"

#12 - to the toddler: "Did you really just say [word]?"

#13 - to the other parent and the child(ren): "Weren't you supposed to tidy everything up instead of starting a new game?"

#14 - child: "If you won't stop I'm going to tell mum/dad/parent!"

#15 - child: "I already know everything. You don't have to tell me."

#16 - "No wonder. They're just like their mama/papa/parent."

#17 - to the child: "Could you please bring this to mama/papa/parent?" *handing them a tiny love note*

#18 - child: "But I'm scared. I can't do it."

#19 - child: "I'm already big, though. I'm allowed to do this."