Coffee 24/7

Tony Hawk is probably the best evidence that people would never recognize Clark Kent as Superman in real life.

Some of you have never shipped a rare pair and it shows.

Some of you have never invented a rarepair, written the only fic for it, and then wallowed alone in your special mud pit of crack pairings and it shows

anons bedtime is 7:30

and here I thought everyone in california was too coked out of their skulls to go to bed earlier that 6am

you think everyone in california does coke?

Watch out boys we got a city slicker

cmon girlies we’re picking out a 10k+ single chapter fic on ao3 to read stomach down head turned towards our phones held next to our pillows as we move only our thumbs to scroll until our sedatives knock us out