ayyyy

Shoutout to my dad who asked me what asexual meant and when I told him he said “it sounds like you need to get laid” and to my mom who asked me what being genderfluid was and then said “why does any of that have to do with gender. Just do whatever you want” and then to my dad again who I told I wasn’t cis and who responded “I think more important than being a man or a woman is being an adult” and then right back to my bio mom who said “if you want to be a boy just do it already. Why do you care what I think. You were cooler when you were 8 and didn’t give a shit about anyone’s opinion”. Neither of you get it but you’re still pretty chill

"galinda is gay for elphaba" i say into the mic. the munchkins boo. i begin to walk off in shame as a voice speaks and commands silence from the room. "she's right" they say. i look for the owner of the voice. there she stands. its ariana grande.

YOU GUYS IT’S DECEMBER 10TH YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND THIS HAS BEEN IN MY QUEUE SINCE FEBRUARY

you have the rest of the day to reblog this

sorry about my constant depressive episodes. its just that i have issues and also problems

communion wafers are not cruelty free. they fucked that boy upppp

Great update

MAN [IN THICK ACCENT]: Black cat bring good luck.  Not bad luck.  I have black cat - See, him face - And I am not dead today: Good luck!

Reblog him face for good luck in 2021

Reblog him face for good luck in 2021 (2)

REBLOG HIM FACE FOR MOST EXCELLENT LUCK ALL 2022 🖤

Reblog his face to save 2023

sticky little fucker can still chuff back a durry even when the wee cunt's upside down