Will Graham’s Encephalitis

call a puppy "good boy" once and his tails going 100 mph and he's drooling on his knees whimpering at your pants zipper

Hannibal was truly a once in a life time win like it started with straight romance and it ended with two gay couples all straight people dead and siouxie sioux came out of retirement to make a yaoi song to commemorate it

if you're sitting on a fanfic idea because you think it's "too weird" or "too niche" I need you to understand something: the internet is VAST and FULL of people with your exact brand of weird. that crackship that makes sense only to you? there are at least 50 people who will read it and go "oh my god FINALLY." but even if there were ZERO? you still deserve to write the thing that makes your brain light up.

Armand if you don’t go and get your fledgling right now. He misses you so much he’s venting to your ex-husband about it. It’s getting embarrassing. Go pick him up.