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“You think I’d leave you all hanging?! Never.”

“You taught me the courage of stars before you left. How light carries on endlessly, even after death. With shortness of breath, you explained the infinite. How rare and beautiful it is to even exist.”

Step 1: Meet potential love interest.

(Be sure to make a memorable first impression.)

Step 2: Ensure potential love interest is, in fact, single.

Step 3: Nonchalantly drop gay note.

@fanofsashaalexander thanks for the gif

(If interest freaks: abort mission.  If interest remains unfazed: continue mission.)

Step 4: Invite out to dinner/drinks.

(Bonus if potential love interest can drink you under the table.)

Step 5: Take on a Date to the Local Zoo. (PS:Don’t die.)

Step 6: Meet Friends.

(Don’t get jelly)

(Okay maybe a little jelly)

Step 7: Sneak a Kiss

Step 8: Invite to Home

Step 9: Meet Parents

Step 10: Propose

Bonus:  Clarke’s 10 2-Step Guide to Wooing Women

Step 1: Draw Bae

Step 2: Bed Bae