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@intj-data-blog
introverted feeling: “hi this is my friend and they are precious to me no don’t talk to them they are my friend you can’t have them they are for me and no one will love them like me cause i love them secretly in my heart palace don’t tell them i said that” extroverted feeling: “HAVE YOU MET CAROL SHE IS THE BEST YOU SHOULD ALL BE FRIENDS WITH HER I LOVE HER YOU SHOULD LOVE HER WE SHOULD ALL LOVE HER LET’S GO TO THE PARK TOGETHER AND LOVE HER”
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wow!
INTJ: settling in to a day at the computer, coffee, new electronics smell, time alone, having everything finished early, new episodes of your favorite show, proper formatting, quiet, being sought out as an expert, having time for your projects, books, efficiency, gadgets, completion
Ah, this is INTJ Christmas.
the types as posts made by shitpost generator
intp: abandon astrology / reblog to legalize evangelion / kinky robots
infp: sad Communism / my goal is to straight up suffer / adam sandler must be destroyed
istj: sometimes i can’t stop judging all porn / DO NOT STOP STUDYING THE LAWS. / remember your suburban taxes
isfj: reblog if you gently post about dogs / please do not disrespect the moon / turns out it’s okay to suffer for your people
entj: my sum of money is beautiful / 61 simple steps to enjoying pizza / how to eat feelings
enfj: you can’t make me destroy / attempting to avoid unacceptable beef / look at this slightly dissapointing taste of humanity
estp: im gonna mail your friends the football / *seductively punches a shitty face* / destroy the moon
esfp: glorify goku / likes: simple everything / imagine a dog
intj: Guess who’s about to write a fucking symphony. / i love creating confusing games / *cooks my husband* well shit
infj: the angel of sapiosexuality / tragedy must be feeled / *kissses your humans* why are you so fucking disgusting?
istp: too many people / guess who’s about to hate shit / i’m too fucking disgusting to look at love and tolerance
isfp: why can’t we just get along and shitpost about TvTropes / what’s the point of abandoning art theft? / it’s okay to resist the handsome god of aesthetic
estj: I’m not going to eat your piece of shit marxism. / watch me profit from the moon / guess who’s about to bully your hamster
esfj: im gonna be a princess / *remembers disgraceful friends* dude / cause of death: attempting to dissapoint nerds
entp: do aliens eat ass / sometimes i love remembering beef / jokes are really just unwanted little babies
enfp: desperately romanticize that tasty cartoon / you are awful and my taste of humanity is perfectly good / here we bully the capitalist goverment
mbti on an airplane (just read :p)
INFP: The guy who is listening to some depressing or motivational song and murmurs the song lyrics while starring into the window and thinking about life
ENFP: The guy who gets your soul out into a conversation and then falls asleep for 3 hours.
ESFP: The friendly guy who talks to you during the whole flight and makes you a bit uncomfortable but you decide to keep talking cause they’re pretty cool.
INTP: The one who practices what to say to the flight attendant cause he/she doesn’t want to make it awkward.
INFJ: Stares into the window while they think about some deep shit and is annoyed by the ESFP who is yelling in the seat behind them.
ESTP: *sleeps for 16 hours* wakes up in a motel in Thailand with a tattoo on his/her forehead…..
ISFP: Suffers an emotional breakdown because the flight attendant misunderstood their order and he/she is too shy to say anything.
ISTP: Gets drunk on the airplane and wakes up next to ESTP and has ‘YOLO’ tattooed in his/her back.
ISTJ: Involuntarily helps ISFP through their emotional breakdown and secretly hates the pilot because he woke him/her up from a beautiful nap.
ENTP: Gets upset cause they made a dope playlist on their phone and then forgot their earphones and ends up (surprisingly) getting drunk with ISTP.
ISFJ: Starts a conversation with a sweet elderly man and become best friends.
ENTJ: Gets into a fight with the flight attendant because it’s not allowed to check Tumblr on the flight ;)
ESTJ: *argues along with ENTJ* and rants about the disgusting food in the plane before falling asleep and dreaming about cheeseburgers.
INTJ: Has to go to the bathroom but doesn’t want to ask the person beside them to get up because they’re crying for some emotional problem that INTJ is uncomfortable talking about.
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INTJ-INTP, Edition 48
INTJ: Do they have gay A's? They have straight A's so it'd logically follow
INTP: I don't believe 'straight' in that context is referring to sexual orientation, so, no.
INTJ: This is the 21st century
INTP: This is the alphabet
INTJ-INTP, Edition 46
INTJ: In a parallel universe somewhere, I'm a comedian
INTP: It's probably a skewed one.
INTJ: You're a probably a toad in the parallel universe, so shhh.
INTP: Why a toad?
INTJ: Because you sit around, dont say much, and judge everyone.
INTJ-INTP, Edition 41
INTP: Can peace rest in peace? If it does, don't you still have peace?
INTJ: I'll have to piece your piecemeal logic on peace together.
INTP: But can you do it in peace?
INTJ: No.
INTP: How about with peas?
INTJ: You need to stop now.
mbti: a summary
INTJ: smart weirdo loner
INTP: curious but lazy
ENTP: curious but lazy and obnoxious
ENTJ: werk werk werk werk werk werk werk
ENFP: human golden retriever
ENFJ: the protagonist in every book/movie/tv show
INFP: in lala land 24/7
INFJ: really wants to be a good person and usually is
ESTJ: bossy
ISFJ: too good, too pure
ESFJ: the perfect one that you try to hate but can't
ISTJ: "well, technically....."
ESFP: PARTY
ISFP: gives 0 fucks
ISTP: lowkey badass
ESTP: tries too hard to be a badass
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mINTP: INTJ what did you have for lunch?
INTJ: Sugar Snap Peas
mINTP: That doesn't count as a meal
Mbti Reacting To A Crying Friend ( ಥـْـِـِـِـْಥ)
INTP: … “look at that weather” … “its nice”
INFP: “DONT WORRY ITS OK. HERE LOOK ITS THE PIC OF THAT VIRTUAL CHARACTER U LOVE SO MUCH” … “Hey but … you’ll be fine. The world is…” *goes on and on ends up having an existential crisis themselves*
INTJ: *ERROR … ERROR … ERROR*
INFJ: if you want to talk I’m here to listen … Really just take your time. You are fine really really. I’m here to listen.
ENFP: “OMG YOU ARE CRYING!! (/ﾟДﾟ)/ OMG TEARS !! ARE YOU OK ?? Wait !!!! What am I saying?? You are crying of course you are not ok” *BIG HUGE HUG* “lets go out for a drink or something” :)
ENTP: *unconsciously cracks a joke* … *shows Memes* … *Puns* … *Cute animal pics* … … … “If you wanna talk I really don’t mind” … *more memes* … “I KNOW LETS GO GET DRUNK!!!”…. “ oh you need a hug???” … … … … … … “Fiiiine” *gives them a hug until they stop crying* … unconsciously cracks a joke again*
ENFJ : “WHO THE FUCK MADE U CRY????” (╯°□°)╯︵ “I’LL KILL THEM FOR YOU I SWEAR” … “Oh oh no no wait you’re alright” *gives them a hug* *cracks a joke at the end*.
ESTP : “Hey don’t worry it’ll be fiiine like seriously. Please. Stop crying. Look memes. Want to join me in on a prank?? … no? WHAT DO I DO IN THIS SITUATION???”
ESFP : “YOU ARE CRYYYYING (ʘ_ʘ) . LOOK SHE’S CRYING (/ﾟДﾟ)/. EVERYONE SHE IS CRYING \(*Д* \) . What to dooo???? X_X” *acts like some clown to cheer them up*
ENTJ : “well, life’s a bitch” -_-
ISFJ : “oooh dear don’t worry. You are ok. I’m here. Its fine” *a big hug. gets them some food* (idk why don’t ask)
ISTJ: “U can always solve the problem its not the end of the world. want me to help u put out a plan??”
ISFP: (the clumsy one): “oh daamn. uuuuuh hey! i know! wanna go with me see some flowers?? its in this rly nice calm place. And um they r rly beautiful too” *gives a hug* “hey hey hey! don’t worry u can tell me whats wrong! rly … WE CAN EAT SOMETHIN’ TOO …. MUSIC IS GOOD TOO…” *ends up crying with them* ( ಥـْـِـِـِـْಥ)
ISTP: “oh well. wanna go out for a drink?”
ESTJ: “oh…. crying…. uuh…. ok….. welp?…. want me to kick someone’s ass for you? or nah?”
ESFJ: “ TEARS! oh damn. WHO DID THIS??? oh dear. Don’t worry I’m here if you need anything”
why are loads of infp quote blogs acting like infps invented sadness smh
How dare you? It’s just as stupid as saying that ESTPs didn’t created fighting with dinosaurs. You don’t need to search that kind of thing, it’s common sense. And this, my darling, was how you use your 4th shadow function in a healthy way.
The types as things that they and ONLY they invented:
ISFJ: kindness and consideration ISFP: any sort of visual art ISTJ: fuckin Hammurabi’s code ISTP: Pete wentz INFJ: thinking any thought more in depth that “I need to eat food and drink water to remain alive” INFP: being sad INTJ: literally every scientific achievement INTP: watching Star Trek and/or liking outer space ENTP: yelling ENTJ: business negotiations ENFP: the sky ENFJ: caring about minorities ESTP: fighting with dinosaurs ESTJ: capitalism ESFP: talking to other people and sometimes enjoying it ESFJ: idk I got nothing man these guys are as unoriginal as banksy in 2015
INTJ-INTP, Edition 40
INTP: I lost my tea
INTJ: How does one lose their tea?
INTP: I had it now I can't find it, that's what I'm trying to figure out
INTJ: I'm sure you'd find a way to lose your ears if they weren't attached to your head.
INTP: Probably
New PSA
INTJ is funnier than INTP.
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PSA
INTP is funnier than INTJ
mbti as ways they say “i love you”
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istp
“stay over”
“you might like this”
“i was just in the neighborhood”
estp
“i want you to be happy”
“you look like you could use a hug”
“i’ll wait”
isfp
“you didn’t have to ask”
“i’ll meet you halfway”
“i’ll be here when you’re ready”
esfp
“i saw this and thought of you”
“i’m worried about you”
“i like your laugh”
istj
“don’t worry about me”
“i’m proud of you”
“that’s okay, i bought two”
estj
“you should take a break - you work too hard”
“take my jacket, it’s cold outside”
“you’re important too”
isfj
“i made this for you”
“we can share”
“i don’t mind”
esfj
“it reminded me of you”
“i made your favourite”
“i want you to have this”
infp
“listen to this song - it reminded me of you”
“i’m happy you’re here”
“i saved you a piece”
enfp
“well what do you want to do?”
“i picked these for you”
“stay there, i’ll come get you”
infj
“you dont have to say anything”
“i’ll help you study”
“i noticed”
enfj
“do you need any help with that?”
“call me if you need anything”
“it’s no bother”
intp
“i’ll do it for you”
“i really want your opinion on something”
“wow”
entp
“you can have the last slice”
“what do you want to watch?”
“do you want to come too?”
intj
“is there anything i can do to help?”
“it’s okay, i couldn’t sleep anyways”
“take mine”
entj
“i appreciate what you do for me”
“you just made my day”
“we’ll figure it out”
Crying a river
