INTJ

intp: abandon astrology / reblog to legalize evangelion / kinky robots

infp: sad Communism / my goal is to straight up suffer / adam sandler must be destroyed

istj: sometimes i can’t stop judging all porn / DO  NOT STOP STUDYING THE LAWS. / remember your suburban taxes

isfj: reblog if you gently post about dogs / please do not disrespect the moon / turns out it’s okay to suffer for your people

entj: my sum of money is beautiful / 61 simple steps to enjoying pizza / how to eat feelings

enfj: you can’t make me destroy / attempting to avoid unacceptable beef / look at this slightly dissapointing taste of humanity

estp: im gonna mail your friends the football / *seductively punches a shitty face* / destroy the moon

esfp: glorify goku / likes: simple everything / imagine a dog

intj: Guess who’s about to write a fucking symphony. / i love creating confusing games / *cooks my husband* well shit

infj: the angel of sapiosexuality / tragedy must be feeled / *kissses your humans* why are you so fucking disgusting?

istp: too many people / guess who’s about to hate shit / i’m too fucking disgusting to look at love and tolerance

isfp: why can’t we just get along and shitpost about TvTropes / what’s the point of abandoning art theft? /  it’s okay to resist the handsome god of aesthetic

estj: I’m not going to eat your piece of shit marxism. / watch me profit from the moon / guess who’s about to bully your hamster

esfj: im gonna be a princess / *remembers disgraceful friends* dude / cause of death: attempting to dissapoint nerds

entp: do aliens eat ass / sometimes i love remembering beef / jokes are really just unwanted little babies

INFP: The guy who is listening to some depressing or motivational song and murmurs the song lyrics while starring into the window and thinking about life

ENFP: The guy who gets your soul out into a conversation and then falls asleep for 3 hours.

ESFP: The friendly guy who talks to you during the whole flight and makes you a bit uncomfortable but you decide to keep talking cause they’re pretty cool.

INTP: The one who practices what to say to the flight attendant cause he/she doesn’t want to make it awkward.

INFJ: Stares into the window while they think about some deep shit and is annoyed by the ESFP who is yelling in the seat behind them.

ESTP: *sleeps for 16 hours* wakes up in a motel in Thailand with a tattoo on his/her forehead….. 

ISFP: Suffers an emotional breakdown because the flight attendant misunderstood their order and he/she is too shy to say anything.

ISTP: Gets drunk on the airplane and wakes up next to ESTP and has ‘YOLO’ tattooed in his/her back.

ISTJ: Involuntarily helps ISFP through their emotional breakdown and secretly hates the pilot because he woke him/her up from a beautiful nap.

ENTP: Gets upset cause they made a dope playlist on their phone and then forgot their earphones and ends up (surprisingly) getting drunk with ISTP.

ISFJ: Starts a conversation with a sweet elderly man and become best friends.

ENTJ: Gets into a fight with the flight attendant because it’s not allowed to check Tumblr on the flight ;)

ESTJ: *argues along with ENTJ* and rants about the disgusting food in the plane before falling asleep and dreaming about cheeseburgers.

INTP: … “look at that weather” … “its nice” 

INFP: “DONT WORRY ITS OK. HERE LOOK ITS THE PIC OF THAT VIRTUAL CHARACTER U LOVE SO MUCH” … “Hey but … you’ll be fine. The world is…” *goes on and on ends up having an existential crisis themselves*

INTJ: *ERROR … ERROR … ERROR*

INFJ: if you want to talk I’m here to listen … Really just take your time. You are fine really really. I’m here to listen.

ENFP: “OMG YOU ARE CRYING!! (/ﾟДﾟ)/  OMG TEARS !! ARE YOU OK ?? Wait !!!! What am I saying?? You are crying of course you are not ok” *BIG HUGE HUG* “lets go out for a drink or something” :)

ENTP: *unconsciously cracks a joke* … *shows Memes* … *Puns* … *Cute animal pics* … … … “If you wanna talk I really don’t mind” … *more memes* … “I KNOW LETS GO GET DRUNK!!!”…. “ oh you need a hug???” … … … … … … “Fiiiine” *gives them a hug until they stop crying* … unconsciously cracks a joke again*

ENFJ : “WHO THE FUCK MADE U CRY????” (╯°□°)╯︵   “I’LL KILL THEM FOR YOU I SWEAR” … “Oh oh no no wait you’re alright”  *gives them a hug* *cracks a joke at the end*.

ESTP : “Hey don’t worry it’ll be fiiine like seriously. Please. Stop crying. Look memes. Want to join me in on a prank?? … no? WHAT DO I DO IN THIS SITUATION???”

ESFP : “YOU ARE CRYYYYING (ʘ_ʘ) . LOOK SHE’S CRYING  (/ﾟДﾟ)/. EVERYONE SHE IS CRYING  \(*Д* \) . What to dooo???? X_X” *acts like some clown to cheer them up*

ENTJ : “well, life’s a bitch” -_-

ISFJ : “oooh dear don’t worry. You are ok. I’m here. Its fine”  *a big hug. gets them some food* (idk why don’t ask)

ISTJ: “U can always solve the problem its not the end of the world. want me to help u put out a plan??”

ISFP: (the clumsy one): “oh daamn. uuuuuh hey! i know! wanna go with me see some flowers?? its in this rly nice calm place. And um they r rly beautiful too” *gives a hug* “hey hey hey! don’t worry u can tell me whats wrong! rly … WE CAN EAT SOMETHIN’ TOO …. MUSIC IS GOOD TOO…” *ends up crying with them*  ( ಥـْـِـِـِـْಥ)

ISTP: “oh well. wanna go out for a drink?”

ESTJ: “oh…. crying…. uuh…. ok….. welp?…. want me to kick someone’s ass for you? or nah?”

(x)

istp

“stay over”

“you might like this”

“i was just in the neighborhood”

estp

“i want you to be happy”

“you look like you could use a hug”

“i’ll wait”

isfp

“you didn’t have to ask”

“i’ll meet you halfway”

“i’ll be here when you’re ready”

esfp

“i saw this and thought of you”

“i’m worried about you”

“i like your laugh”

istj

“don’t worry about me”

“i’m proud of you”

“that’s okay, i bought two”

estj

“you should take a break - you work too hard”

“take my jacket, it’s cold outside”

“you’re important too”

isfj

“i made this for you”

“we can share”

“i don’t mind”

esfj

“it reminded me of you”

“i made your favourite”

“i want you to have this”

infp

“listen to this song - it reminded me of you”

“i’m happy you’re here”

“i saved you a piece”

enfp

“well what do you want to do?”

“i picked these for you”

“stay there, i’ll come get you”

infj

“you dont have to say anything”

“i’ll help you study”

“i noticed”

enfj

“do you need any help with that?”

“call me if you need anything”

“it’s no bother”

intp

“i’ll do it for you”

“i really want your opinion on something”

“wow”

entp

“you can have the last slice”

“what do you want to watch?”

“do you want to come too?”

intj

“is there anything i can do to help?”

“it’s okay, i couldn’t sleep anyways”

“take mine”

entj

“i appreciate what you do for me”

“you just made my day”