Matthew Baxter

Oh, well in that case, it doesn’t matter. But I have been known to set up holy executions.

That sounds pretty terrifying.

With a family like mine, you do what you have to.

Yeah. I guess it figures.

What kind of ideas?

I’m not sure. I think I’m trying to be funny.

Oh, well in that case, it doesn’t matter. But I have been known to set up holy executions.

That sounds pretty terrifying.

Then let’s stop moping and try to get back to being fine, yeah?

Only if you’ll help me with ideas.

What kind of ideas?

I’m not sure. I think I’m trying to be funny.

Then let’s stop moping and try to get back to being fine, yeah?

Only if you’ll help me with ideas.

It’s the truth. Sad, bullshit truth.

You’re as miserable as me. This is awful.

There is. It just doesn’t last.

I guess so.

It’s the truth. Sad, bullshit truth.

You’re as miserable as me. This is awful.

There is. It just doesn’t last.

I guess so.

I’m not at liberty to say.

Sounds bad.

To finish me off, yes. 

What is there to do to you people other than that?

I’m not at liberty to say.

Sounds bad.

Not to ruin our fantasy play or anything, but we both know– you more than most– that string isn’t going to keep him anywhere. He may spare you, but not me. I need to be careful for even a chance that this’ll work.

I thought he needed one of those angel knives to do anything anyway.

To finish me off, yes. 

What is there to do to you people other than that?

That’s the lure. The fire acts as a cell.

Not that’s what the string is for. He’s too stupid to need the fire.

Not to ruin our fantasy play or anything, but we both know– you more than most– that string isn’t going to keep him anywhere. He may spare you, but not me. I need to be careful for even a chance that this’ll work.

I thought he needed one of those angel knives to do anything anyway.

That, or we could trap him in holy fire and poke him with an angel blade ‘til our little piggy squeals. Probably take an afternoon, though. Or two.

Don’t think you’d even need the fire. Just get a cardboard cut out of that one he likes and some string.

That’s the lure. The fire acts as a cell.

Not that’s what the string is for. He’s too stupid to need the fire.

You’re not wrong.

I guess what it was will just stay an unsolved mystery of the universe then. Eh?

That, or we could trap him in holy fire and poke him with an angel blade ‘til our little piggy squeals. Probably take an afternoon, though. Or two.

Don’t think you’d even need the fire. Just get a cardboard cut out of that one he likes and some string.

No, but he is an angel. We all have the potential.

But something’s gotta happen for you to be such a maximum fuck boy.

You’re not wrong.

I guess what it was will just stay an unsolved mystery of the universe then. Eh?

He’s shown zero regard for his. The concept alludes him.

You got any idea what made him such a fuckboy?

No, but he is an angel. We all have the potential.

But something’s gotta happen for you to be such a maximum fuck boy.

The balls required to ask me to hurt my own kind.

He’s shown zero regard for his. The concept alludes him.

You got any idea what made him such a fuckboy?