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wait epsilon simulating grif and simmons having tower of procreation sex is so funny. Dude what

they find out about epsilon’s mind palaces and simmons is like excuse me why the fuck did you make me and grif have sex and grif is like Yeah why would i procreate with SIMMONS. look at how narrow those hips are. look at his waifish and sickly complexion. you KNOW he’d die in childbirth and then where does that leave me? with some freak baby that may or may not be ginger and a lifelong guilt hanging over my shoulders because i wasn’t able to save him? because for the record i wouldn’t. i’d dump his body in a ditch in a heartbeat and i wouldn’t even feel bad about it. and simmons is like What the FUCK grif that is Not what i meant why are you TALKING about this. epsilon clarifies that actually hes run the calculations and there’s only a shockingly low chance of 63% that simmons dies in childbirth. Donut gets excited and reveals he’s always wanted to be a midwife because he doesn’t understand the ‘simulation’ aspect of this conversation and then when simmons clarifies that NO ONE’S PREGNANT he gets mad for getting his hopes up and demands he go “shove a turkey baster up there right now, mister!” simmons wants to die (and luckily if he gets pregnant there would be a 63% chance that he does!)

How did Burnie Burns create one of the most evocative portrayals of what it means to be a woman character in a male centric show, the idea of being made into a projection of a memory to the point where you are never allowed to be your own person, the idea that all they’ll remember of you is your failure, and how it is programmed into you, being not a person but a memory, to always try and always fail…. That had to have been on accident

Blue team would be stuck in a traffic jam complaining for hours meanwhile red team would just take a shortcut through a river or smth