Leah

dan’s original rebrand was from shy_sexy_alice_88 to danisnotonfire

This story was a riot from start to finish.

I wasn’t prepared for literally any of that

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Imagine a young muggleborn student at Hogwarts. She’s calmly eating in the dining hall when an owl swoops in and drops off a scroll and a howler. Hesitantly, she opens the scroll. All it has i done word on it: “SOME” Looking over at the Howler, she suggenly get very worried. Carefully she opens up the Howler, dreading what it’s going to contain. The Howler rips itself open. “BODY ONCE TOLD ME, THE WORLD WAS GONNA ROLL ME.”

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@maawi - I would do this to you in a heartbeat ahahahaha

Omg the other students would be SO CONFUSED why these new kids are laughing and DELIGHTED to get Howlers!!!!

Someone gets a howler that just says “WHAT TEAM?” and hundreds of muggleborns and half-bloods scream out “WILDCATS”. The purebloods are very confused.