First Time Amateur Interracial College Dorm Creampie

lucky boy and monkey move to the city. 

>Bill Nye shows up on stage riding a Segway with periodic table decals plastered all over it >crowd cheers and starts chanting BILL BILL BILL >"Alright guys, we're gonna do some SCIENCE!" >crowd erupts into a frenzy >electronic dance music starts playing as Bill mixes two flasks of identical looking liquid and produces a blue solution >the audience is turning genderfluid nonbinary as he's doing this >"As I mix these two compounds, I want to remind you that, just like this liquid flask I'm holding, race is a SOCIAL CONSTRUCT!" >chants of Black Lives Matter roar through the audience, whites are checking their privilege en masse >suddenly a voice from the back of the audience says, "But I have data proving there's differences in IQ between the races!" >the music stops >the crowd turns immediately silent >"Who said that?" shouts Bill Nye as he steps off his segway. "Who fucking said that?!" >A lone white male stands up in the audience, with two charts showing intrinsic differences between the races >"The facts speak for themselves! Blacks have lower IQ even when adopted by white parents!" >deathly quiet tension in the air >suddenly somebody starts chanting "Hate facts, hate facts, hate facts!" >the crowd joins in >they start encircling the white male, their chants getting louder >a Pansexual Fairy Sprite starts screeching and hissing in demonic tongues about privilege >this is the signal for the crowd to rush the poor white man and tear him limb from limb >as this happens, Bill Nye drops his pants and starts masturbating at the carnage, using the flask he was holding earlier as an anal pleasure tool >the audience joins in and partakes in a massive orgy of semen and the white male's blood >in the midst of this, an AfroAsian queerkin finds the papers used by the white male and burns them with his bong lighter >crowd cheers at this spectacle >Bill Nye shouts, "That's science!" >roll credits