professional butt-sitter

i hate people who know chess. “i’m moving my rook to c2” okay man. i’m driving down I-65

bitches will have the scared disorder and be like why am i so scared

hey google play ‘landslide’ by fleetwood mac until i figure out how i’m feeling thank you

I feel like a deer that’s been hit by a car and left to die almost everyday of my life btw

MICHAEL MYERS WAS 21?????????????

he should’ve been at the clubbbbbb……..

What a lovely little shop. Shame about the horrors.

Me On Letterbox: I like this movey. 5 star.

if you’re ever losing an argument hit’em with the “you want me.”

Can I please see your balls I'm going through a lot right now

The king asking his jester to juggle for him after a long day

[looks for you in everything] [finds you there]