guess what

@jstor

WHAT OF IT, HMMMM?

remember that time JSTOR handed information on Aaron Swartz over to the US government which led directly to his arrest on trumped-up charges of copyright violations and his later suicide due to being harangued and harassed by the US attorney in Boston? that was a good time

i’m glad organizations like JSTOR can hold decades of publicly-funded research hostage and control its distribution through arbitrary, authoritative means of dissemination as well as use the state as an enforcement mechanism to protect and assert its private control over information that ought to be public domain

thank u JSTOR for protecting the property rights of highly-funded bourgeois universities and making sure us poor plebs can’t access information at-will, to the point that you willfully hand someone over to the fucking Secret Service because, hey, what’s a suicide here or there to protect your profits, aye?

never i repeat never put on time warp at a party unless you want the theatre kids to destroy your house

a bold assumption to think I would allow theatre kids within even 500 feet of my home

My favorite military people are the ones who are stationed in a military base in like rural Germany working on humvees and post on Facebook exclusively about how much they sacrifice for their country and how awesome cops are