I know I’ve been alone in my room for too many consecutive weeks when I start feeling genuinely impressed by my own poetry and thinking about publishing it somewhere

Damn everybody loves Zimmy… I’ve never before had a post get more than 15 notes total

(Bob Dylan walks in and I accidentally deadname him) Zimmyyyy

I dreamed last night that I peeled a boiled egg but instead of a yolk I unraveled from it a long strip of yellowed parchment inscribed with unidentifiable runes and hieroglyphs. In the adjoining room there was a dead woman sitting upright in dark glasses with her breasts uncovered, above her head an incomprehensible message scrawled in pink icing on the wall. And also on that day (night?) I walked the earth with mastodons but fell back into my own century when I tripped over the edge of a ravine.

does anyone have recommendations for places online to shop for unisex-looking clothes? I’m kind of at the end of my rope… I’m trying to curate a slightly more respectable wardrobe but I can only shop in the women’s section due to my size + my mother breathing down my neck and almost everything either looks ugly as fuck or makes me dysphoric

seeing a new gastroenterologist tomorrow… I ask that all 3-5 of you hold hands and psychically manifest for me that he’ll be the one to finally figure out what’s wrong with my digestive system