Princess Leia Organa

"What have we done to each other?"  "I’m the cunt you married."  "You’re insane."  "I killed for you. Who else can say that?" "You two are the most fucked up people I’ve ever met and I deal with fucked up people for a living." "You. Fucking. Bitch."  "There’s some wood, bitch."  "You ever hear the expression the simplest answer is often the correct one?" "I will practice believing my husband loves me but I could be wrong." "Whoever took her is bound to bring her back." "Everyone knows that ‘complicated’ is a code word for bitch." "Whatever they found, I think it’s safe to assume that it is very bad." "I love tests." "You’re my voice of reason. I need you with me on this." "When two people love each other and they can’t make that work, that’s the real tragedy." "We’re so cute. I wanna punch us in the face." "The girl with the giant cum-on-me tits." "Well, we have our first clue." "You know, we have a pretty serious homeless problem in our neighbourhood. You maybe could should check that out." "My God, this place literally smells like feces." "Should I know my wife’s blood type?" 

↖️ blogger will not be seeing 50 Shades of Gray

Unlike you, I occasionally like to stay out of trouble.

I said occasionally...what do you want anyway? You seem...particularly intent today.

No matter how hard I try, I can’t picture the original leg. This is fucking amazing.

I thought it was real until i saw the paintbrush and read the comment

Holy crap!

Absolute artistry.

My gun in my dress. What is the big deal?

Unlike you, I occasionally like to stay out of trouble.

...Possibly. And who would you be, flyboy?