SHIT MY THEATRE SQUAD SAID.
â youâre trying to seduce him, not break his neck. â â heâs not gay. â â be catty. be flirty. be the opposite of your bitter, angry self. â â that looks like a trash bag. why are you wearing a trash bag? â â can you zip this up for me? â â that looks like a dildo. put it down. â â is that your evil laugh? you sound like joker on helium. â â i need a robin thicke kind of fuckboy. â â that british accent offends me & iâm not even british. â â if you touch my butt one more time i swearâŚ. â â of course the lights seem too dark youâre wearing fucking sunglasses. â â HOLY SHIT THIS IS HEAVY. â â peter pan didnât have such nice thighs though. â â no, you canât say that. kids will be around so keep it PG-13. â â can someone help be carry this? PLEASE. â â isnât this the song americans use in all high school movies? â â you can all be the stars of tonight. iâll be THE FUCKING MOON. â â those sandals are so ugly they make jesus cry. â â whoâs phone is ringing? i said VIBRATE ON. â â i didnât break it. it broke all on itâs own. â â iâm allergic to dust i canât do this. â â iâm not being dramatic. I AM dramatic. â â maybe iâm gay? â â no fireworks. weâre not americans. â â i hope youâre not making out in there! â â cinderella wouldnât say âFUCKING HEELSâ. neither can you. â â did you rip the dress? DID YOU RIP THE DRESS? â â you canât say âi love youâ so violently. â â who carved a dick into the table? can the dick carver raise his hand? â â put your shirt on, youâre not chris evans. â â FOCUS AND STOP SINGING HAMILTON DAMNNIT. â â heâs her dad, not her daddy. â â you canât say âbroâ to a king. â












