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#ok but like bananas are a terrible example cause like#yeah its fruit you have to grow in a specific part of the world during a particular season and you need to ship it everywhere else#but. its food. you eat the food and then the food is in your tummy and it brings value to humanity through that#the truth is that the vast majority of the “excess” is stuff that literally nobody has ever cared about#there are so many millions of tons of cheap plastic toys made for nobody that are rotting in landfill#untold heaps of disposable workplace computers#unimaginable volumes of plastic being made and shipped away to build mountains of bootleg earbuds that last 3 months maximum#bananas aren't the problem#the problem is the cheap novelty landline phones made to look like bananas

Not ALL adaptions of Sherlock are gay. Mine ISN'T...and no, I'm not homophobic, but since WHEN did heterosexuality become a crime on Tumblr??

hey idk how to articulate this part of being mentally ill but basically i feel like my life has been stolen from me in the most literal way and i can’t explain it without sounding like im making a million pathetic excuses

Today in niche genres of joke that I can never get enough of and will probably still be secretly thinking about four years later

If criminals don't get to have human rights, then the people in charge of deciding what a criminal is get to decide who is and is not human. Do you understand? Is this not blindingly obvious? Do you care?

“I thought they cared about me, but they were lying this whole time.” <- tired. boring. removes all the nuance of this relationship to make it easier to move on from.

The fact that they're not testing men says it all.