Cupcake Armistice

if you choose to believe that in hobbit culture fat = sexy then when Gollum called Sam a ‘stupid fat hobbit’ from Sam’s perspective he was basically being called a himbo.

guys Gollum used to be a hobbit…he was shooting his shot

reblog to give retail and restaurant workers the right to spin kick unmasked entitled shitheads

(Anonymously) tell me what character I have the same energy as

Bahahaha!!! This just made my day!

my hatred for jk rowling grows stronger every day

top 5 most scorpio justin mcelroy moments: 1. the scene in TAZ when taako gets the flaming raging sword of doom 2. the things I bought at sheetz gatorade video 3. telling griffin he looks like if hepatitis was a person in the mbmbam tv show & then crying about how much he loves his family a few episodes later in the same tv show 4. posting that video where his daughter says “let’s watch this fuckin’ smurfs movie” to twitter and @ ing the official smurfs movie account 5. the fact that The McElroy Brothers Will Be In Trolls 2 and To Death Do Us Blart were both his ideas 

Idk if this is just my Sickly Kid Aesthetic coming though but that bubblegum flavored amoxicillin fucking slapped