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i would feel weird posting an image of someone’s actual newborn child on tumblr but griffin and rachel had their baby!!! his name is gus!!! i hope it is short for asparagus

we have officially blasted off into cybersex joe biden

Ex-exuse me?

you had to be there

ok wait I can't decide whether it's funnier if Garfield the Deals Warlock wasn't inoculated and just heard static all over the moonbase OR if Lucretia met him and said hell yeah brother drink up

“The late Merle Highchurch rolled a five”

Griffin: “Are you using the umbrella like Mary Poppins-style? You don’t need to.” Justin: “Oh, natch. And I don’t need to. For sure. But I deffo am.”

“I can fuck any onion I want!”

“the memory of my grandfather’s name died long before i was born”

“hot diggity shit that is a baller cookie”

“How do you not have a d6 it comes with every game?!” “My daughter…” “Eats them for power????”

“You haven’t seen this ass!”

“what’d you do merle?” “laid down in the road”

“I love you guys. You just set my fucking dog on fire”

“Hey, you calm the fuck down, sir! There’s no yelling in the Fantasy Costco!”

“my child is completely fine.” your child demands a personal crepe station at his new school despite being there for like two days

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