never tell me the odds

were you in an artist’s top 0.5% of listeners or are you normal

No, we made this instead of studying for your astrophysics midterm

from now on we’re calling all the stem folk ‘students of the unhallowed arts’, just like mary shelley wanted us to do

finally, I get the gothic recognition I deserve as a scientist 

I miss when I could go study at the library without it being a biohazard

yes i am smart. yes i am stupid. it’s called being flexible.

good morning to people with sweatshirts for universities they never attended, people with a collection of empty notebooks, people with niche academic interests no one else seems to care about, people who never outgrew their middle school mythology phase, people who can’t seem to make a dent in their TBR piles, and the guy who does edits on Wikipedia

You won’t always make the right decision! So what! It’s not enough reason to hate yourself! Bitch!

goodnight to sluts, brown areolas, girls who made mud pies when they were kids, witches, hot boys, hot girls, hot nonbinary people, people with thick eyebrows, big noses, brown eyes, book lovers, people who’ve never had a bf/gf/partner, winged eyeliner, fire signs, Dev Patel, adventure seekers, and the moon

2020 in review: january, february, march, march, march, march, march, april, mayjunejulyaugustseptemberoctober, november 1, november 2, november 3, november 3 part 2, november 3 part 3, november 3 part