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*flirting* if you pass out around me, by the time you wake up from the pain of being eaten alive your leg will be too eaten for you to get away from me
the sea-dragon aquarium picks the special seating for the daily feeding event by random lottery and you won! congratulations! come sit in this seat!
yeah, it’s a little bit over the tank. don’t worry, it’s perfectly safe! i’m gonna leave you here for the event, just hang tight!
oh, she’s here early, she must be hungry! don’t mind her looking up at you, she’s just curious.
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oh, yeah, no, you totally misunderstood, sorry. you’re actually the meal today! that’s what the cheap tickets get you 🤷 yeah, it’s sort of a dunk tank-ish setup. the audience is gonna throw baseballs at that target to your right and if someone hits it, it drops you in there and they get to watch her eat you! it’s pretty cool
i’m not gonna lie to you and say it’s gonna be ok. it’s really not gonna be ok for you. it’s probably going to hurt really bad and take a while, actually, because she tends to be a lot more interested in the meat on your arms and legs than your torso, and she’s not a fan of drowning her meals before she starts them
look, just try to writhe around and scream a lot when she starts biting you. it makes her instincts go crazy and it also drives ticket sales for the event if the footage of her eating people is really gory. hits big with the horror movie fans, yknow?
ok, you don’t need to try the belt over your lap, you’re not going to be able to get it open. literally everyone tries that; it’s designed to be impossible to release until the chair tips to drop you. you’re not getting out
yeah, yeah, i’m an evil sick bastard, i know, everyone says that too. hey, don’t blame me. do you know how hard it is for museums and aquariums to stay open right now? all the federal funding for everything is gone. capitalism demands a show, and we just provide it. there’s less than a dozen dragonariums that do live feeding shows, and we’re the only one that uses humans!
hey, it’s all totally legal. it’s not our fault you don’t read the fine print on the tickets. you’re literally just wasting your breath screaming. you’re dying either way; you might as well save your breath so you can flail more cutely in the water! ok, bye now! enjoy the show!
You can no longer curtail your lust for dragongirl hemipenis
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pokemon presents 115 pound silicone scolipede pussy and ass
yeah, the dragon’s penile spikes flaring outward when her orgasm starts might be a little bit weird to feel for the first time. feel free to squirm around uncomfortably though because your wriggling and flexing around them feels incredible for her
hey what if I was a big quadruped beast and you were impaled on me, tied up tight against my belly so that with every step my cock jolted inside of you, making you come until you passed out. what then.
what if you regained consciousness just long enough to realise you were pinned to the ground with my full weight on top of you, lazily rutting into you for what must have been hours, and your panicked squirming and thrashing is what gets me to spill inside you, filling you til it drips down your legs. what would you do about that.
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Drew a lil comic with @zoctopode 's robot lesbians. They are very cute!
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lesbian sex but you're a supervillain and you strap the hero's girlfriend to a table to perform evil and dangerous experiments on her while the hero watches on a comically large and evil screen but it turns out they're both into it.
restrained summer fun. tied up summer fun. bound and gagged summer fun.
something ive been thinking about lately is a couple, where one is very pregnant because the other is either really large or just a different species
I find it more cute, but this is a tummy account so
if a cute reptile girl wants to grab your tiddies you gotta let her. she's curious
shy human trans girl at the nude sapphic bathhouse getting very aggressively fondled by a group of 7 foot tall lizardfolk women and she’s blushing and stammering about how she just kinda grew them and yeah she can come to the hot tub with them if they want she’s just not used to being this exposed
lonely... cuddlefuck the dragon
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size difference so absurd she needs a special piece of furniture so she can mount you without crushing you to death
it doesn’t matter if that alien weighs 100,000 pounds. let her frot with you using a cock longer than your body
if stuck in a tight spot, you can lez out with friendly or hostile lizards
You can also do this on Tumblr
