i’m too sensitive and i’m literally always crying?? why am i always crying?? am i okay? what am i even crying about? fuck if i know

me, every day: i just dont have the energy for this today

not to be entitled but…..i deserve to be loved like im in a female-written period romance and for all of my wildest dreams to come true

That carrot sounds really good

I’ve spent hours trying to play instruments and this guy just whittles up a carrot and kills it

sending “I hope you get that job” vibes to the children out here tryna get jobs

i have a “why am i like this” moment at least five times a day

EVERY MOMENT OF THIS IS PURE GOLD

“My parents… are dead” OMG

Everyone crumpling in the background at “Peter-man.”

s/o to the me in the alternate universe where i have halloween plans i hope she looks hot

didn’t we just have a monday last week???? are we really gonna keep doing this?????

me???? tired???? sleepy??? yes constantly

we need to talk about shrek more