Trust me? Not recommended...

Player, sadly pulling out a fresh character sheet:   “Eh, it’s alright.  I guess in the next act y'all are gonna meet Boromir’s brother Faramir.”

Lloyd didn’t see the actual uncut movie until many years later as a teenager, and suddenly everything clicked into place — those two nice British girls with whom he used to play and share lunch in between takes? They were ax-murdered ghosts who wanted his soul. That nice Jack Nicholson man who did a funny tomahawk dance when Lloyd accidentally wandered on set one day? Jack was slobberingly hacking his way through a bathroom door to murder Lloyd’s onscreen mother only moments prior.

Really.

I disturbed his nap

sometimes I go back through the dumb shit I have saved on my laptop and sometimes it’s fucking golden

Wii Sports theme but it’s played on the game’s packaging

[pizza_suplex] || [strawbiery]

here are some character designs i drew, from the Adventure Time series finale.