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I found it

I feel like this post woke me up to something evil

Dungeons and Dragons, but your character must be a self insert, and class is determined by your current abilities Barbarian Must have a demonstrable temper, go off I guess  Bard Must be able to play an instrument Cleric Must be involved in a religious organization Druid Must have demonstrable knowledge of, or passion for nature  Fighter Must beat the DM in physical combat (hope your DM’s a wimp)  Monk Must practice a martial art  Paladin Must have a cause that one actively supports  Ranger Must be able to fire a kind of ranged weapon accurately  Rogue Must sneak up on the DM (Hard mode: steal their dice)  Sorcerer Must have a powerful family heirloom  Warlock Must work for a powerful entity (Corporations, The Government)  Wizard Must have a College Degree or a 3.0 GPA  If you can’t be any of these you start as a commoner, and may become one of these classes when you finally satisfy these conditions.

PETA SHUT THE FUCK UP

Let no one ever forget that PETA euthanizes SCORES of animals every year. Let no one ever forget that they kidnapped a little girl’s dog and killed it. Let no one forget that they spend more money on their edgy advertisements than they do actually benefiting the welfare of animals. Let no one forget that they frequently lie and manipulate things to convey a misleading message. Let no one forget that they get off on traumatizing little kids in efforts to scare them away from eating meat. Let no one ever forget that PETA is a fucking shitty organization that does 1000 times more harm than good. Fuck PETA. If you call yourself a lover of animals give your money to literally any other organization. PETA deserves to burn.

Destroy them

why are there so many days?? i feel like we just had a whole day yesterday… they don’t stop

Mood

I love everything about this, but might I ask. Why the FUCK is schooling so bad in America that a woman who just gave birth has to prepare for an exam tomorrow? @the American education system, bitch

I remember getting ready to fight a teacher because he kicked out a single mother who’s babysitter fell through. The baby wasn’t even crying. I got his ass fired.

I remember my friend taking her exam while her water was breaking, because her professor wouldn’t allow her to take the exam at a later date.

you know, maybe we shouldnt glorify this shit and start working on making it so that women can have fucking kids and not get fucked over by the system.

As someone who was literally doing this exact thing the day after my daughter was born, I agree 🙃

We ban peanut butter in schools to prevent those with allergies to avoid negative reaction, but we allow unvaccinated children to remain in attendance, risking exposure of deadly disease to every child.

Someone scream this from the top of the Empire State Building

I feel like this post woke me up to something evil

I like that distinction. 

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🖐🏾 Negative. I don’t want no nigga in jail telling me how gorgeous I am. Females on the otherhand crave and need attention. They don’t feel as beautiful as they think they are unless their being told so.

Real talk, my guy, you’re the dumbest bitch alive lmao

You’re really good at origami holy sh

i learned it specifically to make these for this exact situation 

Aren’t you the same bitch that gave your sister $100 dollars in nickels?

same bitch

When somebody says that “a man likes to feel like a man,” all I hear is “A man likes to feel superior to you and it’s your job to make him believe it.” 

This post has the most weapons grade dick energy ive ever seen.

it is absolutely insane that this is cgi

I love these kinds of videos because they’re super impressive but also the dumbest things and always make me laugh my ass off

Are you telling me that this is not a real octopus? Because I thought it was real

PICK HIM UP

At some point after your death, someone will unknowingly make the last mention of you, and then you will never be mentioned again