With Me, This Night

I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I - the alphabet as seen from the side

kid at work threw a huge temper tantrum flailing on the floor then stood up and immediately sang crank that by soulja boy perfectly

there is nothing funnier than cybertruck guys trying to insist that the cybertruck is a capable offroader. i have seen videos of that thing getting dogwalked by a bone stock subaru crosstrek you are not fooling anyone

"rough rugged terrain" and it's a road that you could drive in a 1999 honda accord

haters will see you and be like i hate you

does anybody know how to get out of bed. or be a better person

the annoying thing about weightlifting is that you have to lift weights that are a little too heavy for you if you want to get stronger. and you have to push yourself outside of your comfort zone in order to keep building muscle. fucked up.

thank god this same principle doesnt apply to any other skill you want to improve at! that would really suck.

corporate guy who walks in & asks who's the most fertile shareholder at the table today

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

and a cannon is a large mounted gun, usually on wheels, that uses explosives to fire projectiles.