Lame Alien Boy

i have been informed that this is  hawaii 

This is the exact same response that the intergalactic counsel had in Lilo and Stitch and I think that is beautiful

if you buy me cute underwear i’ll model it for you

This is the money Patrick. Reblog so money will come your way

“I’m getting back in line.”

BLESS ME PATRICK

PATRICK I HAVE NEVER STRAYED YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVED YOU

@billshitposts

*rolls sleeves* aight dude lets get me some money

Can i just *Gets in line*…there

Y'all I reblogged this and got $240 in tips in one day at work so 🤔🤔🤔

I had a friend who had a wallet made from a Stayfree extra long wrapper and she took it travelling in Asia and a guy picked her pocket and he dropped it and screamed when he thought he had a pad in his hand.

Reblogging for the most GENIUS wallet-theft-prevention idea that I am astounded to have never seen until now, On a post about a good idea to smuggle alcohol and avoid price-jacks. 

someone: but if you sleep so much why are you still tired me: i am depressed and i have depression

I have fruit polos and lollypops be jealous.

this week on: britan thinks its special

This week on america copies everything from Britain.

things are heating up in the candy fandom

May you find exactly what you want at the thrift shop, in your price range, next time you’re there.

can’t pass up this kinda karma

and in your size

this is the ultimate. thank u.

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Everyone forgets about Atlantis and it makes me sad. That movie is a masterpiece!