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Holy ground

Pour one out for butt dyke house

Cybertruck. It was a cybertruck.

Dan and I bought a thing called “long ziti” from the local Weird Bargain Store, largely as a joke, but…. I have never had a more unsettling pasta experience in my life. They wouldn’t bend enough to cook from top to bottom simultaneously, and while they were cooking boiling water kept spouting out from the tops of them out of the pot, like a boiling pipe organ. Then they were so long and floppy and hoselike that we couldn’t pick them up with anything other than tongs, and then they were so long and unwieldy that it was basically impossible to sauce them without them all slithering out of the bowl like wet snakes. They then proceeded to cool down almost completely within the the seconds it took to walk to the living room. Eating them was like eating a bowl full half melted drinking straws.

Gonna have to wait a whole year if you miss this.

High School Musical 2 (2007) dir. Kenny Ortega // Madwoman - Laufey (2026)

Bothersome creature

MY FUCKING SOUP

sorry. only semi-related but i simply wasn't ready for "the sun is a distant gorilla". thank you NASA

Bothersome creature

MY FUCKING SOUP

Went to the store today

Rest in peace ❌ Rest in pieces ✅