juicy booty

Will reblog this every time. It’s in my contract with the Internet.

ONE OF OUR INSTRUCTORS ACCIDENTALLY GOT PAID $787,000 THIS MONTH IM WHEEZING, OMFG PAYROLL

A PAYROLL EMPLOYEE ENTERED 123 INSTEAD OF 1 SO HE GOT PAID 123 TIMES WHAT HE WAS SUPPOSED TO

boo gers

My anxiety.

letting my mom watch queer eye was a mistake. she just walked into my room, pointed at some clothes on my floor and said “hey. what would tan say about this???” and i just shuffled over to pick them up like a sad child cause i would want tan france to be proud of me :( fuck :(

we’re beginning to recycle old content and regurgitate it to the new tumblr scene, like an ouroboros of trash and disgusting fetishes

“dude you look different today” yeah my cocks out