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life is so weird i have so many things to read

Literally fetch the bolt cutters I’ve been in here too long

hey (with the intention of losing the time war)

waiting for my knight in shining armor (ibuprofen) to rescue me from the horrors (head hurty)

hate 2 say it but british ppl had the right idea with saying whats all this then. like literally whats all this then

you think you work hard?? think again. imagine a little tiny puppy digging a little tiny hole. do you understand?

the fist cavewoman to eat pussy was so brave....they'd just invented fire didnt even have wheels had to lay it down on some mammoth pelt and STILL that woman had a vision and knew what needed to be done. and that woman? she is my ancestor.

if i ever come off a little weird and you wonder if theres something wrong with me there is theres actually so many things wrong with me but im doing such a good job being normal. so you should actually be proud of me you should smile and be like wow youre doing such a good job and then be on your merry way