◇Bangarang, Rufio◇

this is a terrible time to be alive *remembers the latter half of the 14th century* this is a not so good time to be alive

hey op how do you remember the latter half of the 14th century

not fondly. I do not recall it fondly.

the only reason there is no oscar for best soundtrack compilation is that the academy knows they would have been obligated to give it to a twilight film five years in a row and these old ass elitist baby men were too cowardly and weak to do it

As I only seem to see the truncated version on tv nowadays I think it’s important to remind people of the Snowman’s betrayal, never forget the true meaning of Christmas

Opening Task Manager to scare the programs into behaving again

cocks task manager like a shotgun

lets out a single agonized bloodcurdling scream but doesnt elaborate on why and just walks it off