Im Still Here Btw

Aries: ‘spit pa panzerpapa’

Taurus: ‘bomabino ban bomba co’

Gemini: ‘shvip bip forgluk schmen’

Cancer: ‘About three things i was absolutley positive: 

First, Edward was a vampire. 

Second, there was a part of him- and i didn’t know how dominant that part might be- that thirsted for my blood. 

And third; i was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him.’

Leo: ‘shlapah lippa boppity bop’

Virgo: ‘winauwwinauwanuin winana’

Libra: ‘twista ta blopa mana asa’

Scorpio: ‘swingmahjoin bushbojay’

Sagittarius: ‘housocoll gatzuzezum housocol’

Capricorn: ‘wunowaytwain goshizamasa’

Aquarius: ‘mozobekfasher fasher pashtbasher nalonka donk’

Our non-binary hero travels throughout the land defeating cissexist mythical beasts and being the legal loophole in gender-specific prophecies and curses, just because they can

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Carly Slay Jesuspsen:

but just you think

instead of the mysterious stranger we have:

florida man.

cyberpunk photo art by Matt Pinner clothing by Artifice