Evelyn Trevelyan

"I’m not asking help for my own personal benefit, Hawke." she said, glaring at him.

"We're doomed!"

"Hold your fire; there's no life forms aboard."

"We don't serve their kind here."

"I have a bad feeling about this."

"That's no moon; it's a space station."

"Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid."

"You know between his howling and your blasting, it's a wonder the whole station doesn't know we're here."

"Bring it on. I prefer a straight fight to all this sneaking around."

"Look a few minutes ago, you said you didn't want to sit here and get captured, now all you wanna do is stay?"

"Better her than me."

"Uh, everything's under control. Situation normal."

"Boring conversation anyway."

"Looks like you've managed to cut off our only escape route."

"Maybe you'd like it back in your cell, your highness."

"This is some rescue!"

"He's the brains sweetheart!"

"Into the garbage shoot, flyboy!"

"Get in there you big furry oaf! I don't care what you smell!"

"Put that thing away! You're going to get us all killed!"

"Absolutely your worship! Look, I had everything under control till you led us down here."

"Well it could be worse."

"It's worse."

"There's something alive in here."

"Listen, I don't know who you are or where you came from, but from now on you do as I tell you, 'kay?"

"Look, your worshipfulness, let's get one thing straight, I take orders from just one person, me!"

"Will somebody get this walking carpet out of my way?"

"You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought."

"It's them! Blast 'em!"

"Close the blast doors! Open the blast doors! Open the blast doors!"

"Didn't we just leave this party?"

"I hope that old man got that tractor beam out of commission or this'll be one short trip. Okay, hit it!"

"Great kid! Don't get cocky!"

"Sometimes I amaze even myself."

"That doesn't sound too hard."

"Easy! You call that easy!"

"They're tracking us."

"Your friend is quite a mercenary. Wonder if he cares about anything or anybody."

"We've no time for sorrows, commander."

"I must face him. Alone."

"I thought they smelled bad on the outside."

"Never tell me the odds."

"Why, you stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking Nerf herder!"

"Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you?"

"You must unlearn what you have learned."

"Scoundrel? I like the sound of that."

"You like me because I'm a scoundrel. There aren't enough scoundrels in your life."

"I happen to like nice men."

"Your weapons, you will not need them."

"How ya feeling kid? You don't look so bad to me. You look strong enough to pull the ears off a gundark."

"It's a trap!"

"What is thy bidding, my master?"

"I'd just as soon kiss a Wookie."

"I can arrange that. You could use a good kiss."

"That's a good story. I think you just can't bear to let a gorgeous guy like me out of your sight."

"I don't know where you get your delusions, laser brain."

"Laugh it up, fuzzball."

"I hope you know what you're doing."

"I am altering the deal. Pray I don't alter it further."

"You don't have to do this to impress me."

"I'm glad you're here to tell us these things."

"Would it help if I got out and pushed?"

"No time to discuss this as a committee."

"I am not a committee!"

"Don't blame me. I'm an interpreter. I'm not supposed to know a power socket from a computer terminal."

"He's all yours bounty hunter."

"Just open the door you stupid lug!"

"Then I'll see you in Hell!"

"I think my eyes are getting better. Instead of a big dark blur, I see a big light blur."

"I do believe they think I am some kind of god."

"Well, why don't you use your divine influence, and get us out of this?"

"Your overconfidence is your weakness."

"Your faith in your friends is yours."

"You're going to find that many of the truths we cling to depend greatly on our own point of view."

"You can either profit by this or be destroyed. It's your choice, but I warn you not to underestimate my power."

"No more training do you require. Already know you, that which you need."

"You rebel scum."

"Nothing... can stop that now. Just for once... let me... look on you with my own eyes."

"You're gonna die here, you know. Convenient."

"Many Bothans died to bring us this information."

"I'm endangering the mission. I shouldn't have come."

"Good, I hate long waits."

"On second thought, let's pass on that, huh?"

"Wonderful. We are now a part of the tribe."

"Just what I always wanted."

"We have powerful friends. You're going to regret this."

"No, wait! I thought you were blind!"

"It's all right! I can see a lot better now."

"Exciting is hardly the word I would choose."

"This bounty hunter is my kind of scum; fearless and inventive."

"Then we'll do it real quiet-like."

"You tell that slimy piece of worm-ridden filth, he'll get no such pleasure from us."

"Somehow I got the feeling that didn't work very much."

"Do you know what would look good on you? Me."

"Excuse me, I am about to go home to masturbate and needed a name to go with the face."

"Fuck me if I am wrong, but you want to screw me, don't you?"

"Hey, want to play house? I could be the door, and you could slam me all night long."

"How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?"

"I do floors, doors, windows, and you."

"I wish you were a screen door, so I can slam you all day long."

"If I flip a coin, what are the chances of me getting head?"

"Is that crotch sweat, or are you just happy to see me?"

"If I was a skateboard and you were a ramp, I would grind you all night."

"If I was your coworker, I'd sexually harass you."

"If your left leg was Thanksgiving and your right leg Christmas, can I visit you between the Holidays?"

"I’m tired. You’re tired. Let’s sleep together!"

"Let's bypass all the bullshit and just get naked."

"Let's have a party and invite your pants to come on down."

"Life is like a dick. When it gets hard, 'Fuck it'."

"My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it."

"Remember my name. you'll be screaming it later."

"Roses are red, violets are blue. I like spaghetti, let's go screw."

"That dress looks very becoming on you. Of course, if I were on you, I'd be coming, too."

"Wanna play some football? We can both be skins."

"What are you doing tonight? Besides me?"

"Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under."

"You are what you eat, and tonight I want to be you."

"You must be a cold shower, because I'd love to be inside of you."

"You must not have air conditioning because I'm your fan and you're turning me on."

"You remind me of my pink toe; you're small, you're cute, and I'm probably going to bang you on my coffee table later tonight."