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“ What do you mean you don't embarrass easy? “

“ Give me one good reason I shouldn’t take this dog home with me. . that may or may not be my friends dog. . “ 

“ This one girl said she was gonna kick my ass if I didn’t take her out on a date, so like do I need to slap her in the dirty pillows and run away screaming or is there ways to talk to girls without getting killed. “

“ Hyung you told me the strip club was gonna be fun, I left feeling light-headed and sweaty.. “

“ WHAT do you mean you don't believe in aliens?! “

“ I’m 100% sure I have a ghost in my bedroom and i’m gonna need to come stay with you. Because it’s not just little taps I hear its like big ol’ hey Kim Taehyung I wanna eat your soul . “