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Some people are afraid to say no or are afraid that you will get mad at them! This is to say that you would prefer people politely tell you NO if they don't want to do something!
Don't know how to say no? Here are some ways that shouldn't hurt anyone's feelings:
I'm not really feeling that idea, but maybe we could do (blank) instead
Maybe another time / not right now / I don't have the bandwidth for that kind of plot right now / that's not the type of thing I was really looking for but I'd love to do something else / I'm not currently looking for more threads / It's better for me if we just focus on what we have for now / hmmm what if we did (blank) instead / maybe another time!
Variations of these!
REBLOG if you're alright with interacting with someone who isn't interested in shipping or smut.
Not everyone in the rpc is a shipper or their muses are on the Aro/Ace spectrum ; I observe there are some muns (especialy eith female or female presenting muses) may feel intimidated by the idea that they need to engage in shipping to get interactions
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((Got a kris muse that's about 5'2". They will bite Berdly's ankles))

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Berd laughs in 5'6".
Reckoning
Conclusion to our thread [HERE]
Muses featured: Berdly ( @inquireanerdyberd ), Sans ( @baymaxmuses ), Marsha ( @dcmonfamiiily ), Ralsei, Vessel, Marsh & Clover ( @savefiled ), Kris, Dess, Chara, Susie & Frisk (That's me)
Trigger warnings for violence, and injury
"As much as I love my family grand isn't the word I would use if I'm being honest. Namely with Aqua for obvious reasons." Seth knew Aqua was excitable and in her own way wanted to help, though it always came off as pure chaos. "The small tornado was an excellent idea, had it not been for the magic paper windmills that amplify wind magic. I did suggest to Verene that perhaps they weren't the best idea, but I also could see how they fit aesthetically." And they weren't lying as they did bring up the concern, but was convinced.
Though Seth thought for a moment, and didn't recall hearing Berdly request for aid. Though it was swiftly dashed away as they could've easily missed it due to the sudden loudish winds building up. "Verene does have good hearing. They're also pretty fast, most likely an extra perk of all the dance classes they've taken." Verene was certainly in tip top shape. Yet Berdly was right, best to shift away since the chaos was prevented.
Farid silently waved at the two, and placed two rather plain looking cakes with white frosting on the counter then stood behind. She also tapped a small sign which said they don't speak. Just in case Berdly questioned why she wasn't actually talking. As for the cake she was sure the avian would be in for the surprise as their cooking has magical properties to taste like whatever is their favorite flavor of cake.
Verene. So that was the name of the blue-hued dancer. Aqua introduced herself earlier and Farid had been pointed out to him, but the proprietor themself hadn't been mentioned until Seth said their name right then. Just how many siblings did Seth have? And did they all possess a color motif? If any were as lively as Aqua, surely they'd make themselves known sooner or later. Though, with Farid's sudden appearance behind the counter, he'd have to be extra careful with his image. Who knows when someone else will spawn out of nowhere even under his watchful gaze?
Berdly approaches the large green chef, bowing before them in dramatic greeting. He opens his beak to begin his spiel when the soft tapping of something wooden drew his attention. Eyes land upon the sign. Ah. They're mute.
*No trouble at all, fair pâtissier! My comprehension abilities are second to none in the art of understanding those of few words.
*Are these for us? My, you're too kind!
Though lacking any decor, the craftsmanship of the cake was nothing short of incredible. He couldn't quite put a finger on it, but were he a more impatient little bluebird, he wouldn't waste a second to tuck into it on the spot. But he knew better. Taking a plate, he was quick to return to his seat. Was the tea really still warm after all this time?
Hunger gnaws at his empty stomach and it's not long until he takes the first bite. He sits in stunned silence, fork dangling from his beak.
*Oh sweet Lady of Justice, this cannot be!
*How'd they capture the succulent flavors of Noelle's fruit cake??
And just like that they reach out like a horror monster to pick up the bird monster to take him away to their evil lair. They try to anyway, Kris did have a plan in mind today. It was something on their mind lately. They still felt bad about what happened to Berdly's arm so this was something of an attempt to make amends somehow.
Now, they could ask Berdly to come over like a normal person. But, since when was Kris ever normal. They liked to scare others. So falling back into old habits was hardly something out of the ordinary.
Besides, they had done this to him before and it was alright.
"Kidnapping...you again..."
Kris said like they were a Saturday morning cartoon villain.
They're fast, quicker than his own reaction time. Without even a moment to process Kris's movements, Berdly was already hauled over their shoulder. Like a limp potato sack, he jostled with each step, letting out a shocked and disgruntled squawk at such forward behavior.
Before he can make demands, the human answered every question that could be asked in a single sentence. Berdly may struggle with tone under most circumstances, but even he understood their motives with the blatant villainy.
*Alright, you foul beast! If it's another challenge you want, it's another challenge you'll get! Mark my words, I will have my vengence!

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*Does Ms. Holiday even know what a Tumblr Sexyman is?
Yes, he voted for Kris's TV, what of it?
IS SHE UNHARMED? what a question. here he is, laying in a hospital bed, in a room that is sweltering in its warmth in an attempt to thaw the ice that has . . . what, formed around berdly's SOUL? noelle doesn't know what “ snowgrave ” did to him, in the real world, as opposed to that waking nightmare. he should be dead, she's pretty sure. and yet here he is. awake, and talking, albeit slow.
“ i'm fine, ” she lies, as steadfast as anything. going to twist that imaginary ring around her finger again. “ i'm more worried about you, berdly. ”
a long pause. swallowing, she takes up a familiar post, pulling a chair to his bedside and sitting down. closer to him, the air seems to drop a few degrees. guilt churns in her stomach. seeing him like this, it's so . . . surreal. it's berdly. he's never been so unwell before. she's seen him with your everyday cold, but this is something much colder. this is something she did to him.
“ i'm sorry, ” she says, because they must be past the point of lying to themselves. “ i'm so sorry, berdly, i don't- i didn't know i- you were just trying to protect me, but . . . ”
her gaze shifts away. “ . . . i guess i can protect myself. ”
she should feel guiltier. she's pretty sure she should feel worse about this. not to say the guilt doesn't weigh down her SOUL and drag her every step, but she thinks maybe she should be inconsolable, actually, instead of just horrifically numb when she's not speaking to him directly. she shivers, leaning in a little closer.
“ i'll protect you this time, ” she whispers, “ okay? ”
Each word seared in his throat, each syllable a struggle to sound. He shut his eyes and violently shivered as though he trudged through a blizzard. He laid there still, if only briefly. Though there was a moment to wonder if the freeze claimed him again.
He opens his eyes and turns to gaze upon his visitor. Tears prickled upon seeing her face, relieved to know she's safe. A smile cracks upon his frost-tipped beak and a tear falls as a crystal of ice. She's so close, he wants to reach out to touch, but his arms remain in place. All he could muster was a twitch of a finger. His expression falls. Why wasn't he strong enough...?
*P... please d-don't... apologize... K... Kris, they...
Noelle... Berdly recalled the avalanche of snow so vividly, but before the sheet of white... she was there, hovering above like an angel of death.
*I-I know... you'd never... This was... my f-fault.
*So please... you don't... need to protect me... J-just... keep yourself safe.
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Berdly is grabbed and then yoinked, not forcefully or painfully, but it's firm. It wouldn't be the first time that Undyne forgot her own strength, but she's still at least somewhat keeping it in mind when dealing with the teenager. The two are simply dragged off somewhere private.
"Berdly. Dude." The eyepatch is new, but it's not a mystery where she got it from and honestly it's getting to her anytime someone notices but it's really just background noise as she's trying to figure something out. "Do you know something?"
She's not meant to be working, really, ever since her hospital visit she's been told to rest and take care of herself but she really can't as she needs clear answers.
"I wake up, and suddenly I'm losing an eye. People are popping up injured or going missing like crazy. All I know for sure is it's tied to Kris and their friends- you're one of those. I am asking this because we need to stop whatever this is....so, do you know something?"
What was once a jaunt home from a late study session turned into a sudden interrogation when the bluebird felt a tug at his wrist. Seemingly gentle at first, the following yank threw Berdly off his feet with a squawk of shock and terror. Feathers scatter in his wake as he's hauled off to a more private place to chat. He would have cried out 'kidnapper!' had Chief Undyne not made her identity clear the moment his eyes met her piercing yellow gaze.
*By the Goddess of Justice, Officer! You nearly dislocated my poor shoulder!
The thought of losing his other arm so soon sent a shiver down his spine, but he couldn't dwell on the ramifications of Undyne's strength before she started asking questions. No... she had every right to be concerned-- put into a similar position of his own, if he recalls correctly. Waking up from what seemed like a nightmare to the loss of a body part: her eye, in this case.
Recovering from the sudden bout of fear, Berdly nibbles at his wing to both preen and check on himself. He could still move his arm. That's good. He eyes up at the Officer, letting her know he's listening with rapt attention.
I can... concur a lot has happened lately, but before I can properly answer your query, I need to know how much you know first.
Seth knew actually chasing Aqua was a pointless endeavor as she was the most nimble and slippery out of all of them, though rational thought tends to go out the window when they're annoyed or stressed. Though they turned hearing Berdly speak of a plan. Of course someone has smart as him would come up with a plan since he has the brain of a true intellectual and- "Wait don-" Too late as the small tornado started, and starts making the small aper windmills in the cafe spin making more win. They knew the wind generating windmills were a bad idea, but they were so aesthetical pleasing.
Thankfully some help had arrived, Verene gracefully spinning in the opposite way, and some how managing to cancel out the winds completely. "My oh my, that was certainly a close call. My lovely cafe was nearly brought to chaos. Though I hold no hard feelings, for youthful energy is always welcomed," he said, then effortlessly caught Aqua as she jumped over him. "Forgive my intrusion, I had simply forgotten some material for my book club. I wont' be but a moment. Though please, have some cake, on the house. Simply talk to Farid." He motioned to the individual behind the counter. The question was had they been there the whole time or just showed up.
"Cake! Cake! Cake!" Aqua began chanting loudly, even as Verene grabbed some books and headed up a set of stairs. The chanting finally stopped when a door was heard closing.
Thank goodness for Verene as they were the one flower they could rely on for keeping the other's in check when they couldn't. Though now it was time to explain. "I'm sorry about that. Those are actually my siblings, and can be really annoying. Mostly Aqua since she doesn't seem to understand personal space or privacy."
Ah. A grave miscalculation.
Practically blending in with the environment sat several tiny windmills atop the shelves. All seemed harmless at a glance, but when Berdly's little spell sailed past the child, a light breeze began to brew. Then it grew, and grew. But before a full-blown hurricane could scatter the pages, a new face floated in to stop the gust with their dance.
The boy stood speechless. Just who were these people? A flighty cyan girl, an elegant royal blue ballerina, his dear violet admirer, and now-- as if on command, when the owner spoke their name, a large green brick of a chef stood behind the counter with a warm smile. Goodness! Even with the blue pair gone, he still had people to impress! Seth most of all!
*'Tis of no concern, fellow connoisseur of the smart. I did not realize how grand your family is!
*Of course, my grand scheme worked like a charm! I knew our best strategy was to call upon the aid of the proprietor of this place.
*Now!
He interjects, waiting for no room to question his 'plan,'
*Let us collect our prize. I'm sure some cake will go well with the tea.
"I...can't say that I have..."
The corner of their mouth twitches down, shoulders tensing as they start grabbing the ends of their hair. "Thats...thats not nice to say a-about Kris..." Though for some reason it stung a little for them too.
"I really don't understand...what you're talking about..."
Ves is beginning to tense. Did he happen to hit a bad spot or pull too hard while untangling their hair? Perhaps he should be a bit more gentle with curls like theirs...
*Why, I'm shocked! I thought my meaning was quite clear.
Though an inherently condescending statement, the boy seemed genuinely surprised.
*Any self-respecting rival of mine should look the part! But worry not: I'm here to help.

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((Prolly missing more fitting mons, but Berd team. Unsurprisingly most are birds))
((With the Pokémon team stuff, I wanna mention a mon berdly would 1000% have is a shiny Staraptor named after his smashing fighters main (basically falco, but a falcon with a pheasant-based name) and I just needed to share him from my all shiny platinum playthrough))