Inordinately Fond

So I see a security company van, branded with something like 'steadfast', and wondered about some other good names for folk in that business.

Then, of course, about bad names.

So I ask ChatGPT to persuade me that the name "Pumice Protection" would be a good name for a security outfit. And here's what it came up with:

Unique and Memorable: The name "Pumice Protection" stands out. It's not a common phrase, which makes it memorable. Attendees at exhibitions and trade shows are likely to remember a distinctive name like this.

Associations with Strength and Durability: Pumice is a volcanic rock known for its lightweight yet strong properties. By using "Pumice" in your company name, you evoke associations with strength, reliability, and durability—qualities essential for security providers.

Metaphorical Implications: Pumice is formed through intense volcanic activity, suggesting vigilance and readiness. Just as pumice emerges from volcanic forces, your security team emerges to protect and secure exhibition spaces.

Visual Imagery: Imagine a logo featuring a stylized pumice stone—a symbol of protection. The texture of pumice could be incorporated into branding materials, reinforcing the idea of safeguarding.

Positive Connotations: Pumice is often used in skincare products due to its exfoliating properties. You could play on this by emphasizing how your security services "scrub away" risks and ensure a smooth event experience.

So for todays mathy engagement with the AI, I asked it:

"Could you come up with a plausible sounding theorem relating bordant spaces to 3d-printing?"

And it came up with this:

The Bordant-Printability Theorem

Let (M) be a closed, smooth manifold representing a 3D-printable object. Suppose there exists a bordant manifold (N) such that (M ~ N) (i.e., (M) and (N) are bordant). Then, the following statements hold:

Bordant Spaces Yield Robust Prints:

If (M) and (N) are bordant, their shared topological properties ensure that (N) can be 3D-printed with similar success as (M).

The bordant relationship guarantees that any geometric defects or gaps in (M) can be rectified by corresponding features in (N) during the printing process.

Bordism-Driven Support Structures:

The bordant manifold (N) provides a blueprint for optimal support structures.

By analyzing the bordism class, we can strategically place supports to minimize material usage, reduce overhangs, and enhance print stability.

Bordant Filament Paths:

The bordant relationship extends to filament paths. If (M) requires intricate infill patterns, (N) suggests compatible filament trajectories.

We can exploit bordism to guide the printer head along paths that maintain structural integrity while minimizing material waste.

Bordant Layer Adhesion:

Layers in (N) correspond to layers in (M). The bordism ensures that adjacent layers adhere well.

Understanding bordant layer interactions leads to improved bonding and reduced delamination.

Bordant Material Selection:

If (M) is printed in a specific material (e.g., PLA), bordant considerations guide material choices for (N).

The theorem suggests that bordant materials exhibit similar mechanical properties, ensuring consistent performance.

In which I vent to Chat-GPT about the ambiguous use of 'at least'. It's a tad more tolerant than I, and shows an almost obsequious willingness to agree with my final conjecture.

Moi:

when did 'at least' come to mean 'limit' without being restricted to minimum? Like, 'at least every 15 minutes' which implies gaps of longer than 15 minutes, does it not?

GPT:

The phrase "at least" has indeed evolved over time. Originally, it meant a minimum requirement or threshold. However, in certain contexts, it now implies a limit or boundary without specifying an upper bound. For instance, saying "at least every 15 minutes" suggests that the interval won't exceed 15 minutes, but it could be shorter. Language is fascinating, isn't it? 😊

Moi:

So they should really say something like 'at least 4 times per hour', yes? Or 'at most every 15 minutes'?

GPT:

Indeed, using more precise language can help avoid ambiguity. Saying "at least 4 times per hour" or "at most every 15 minutes" would provide clearer instructions. Language evolves, and sometimes context plays a role in how we interpret phrases. 😊

Moi:

Or do they get away with this imprecision because 'at least' is not actually (linguistically) binding to the '15 minutes' but instead to the 'every'?

GPT:

You've hit the nail on the head! The imprecision arises because "at least" is linguistically binding to the "every," not the specific interval (e.g., 15 minutes). So, saying "at least every 15 minutes" implies that the interval won't exceed 15 minutes, but it could be shorter. Language nuances can be quite intriguing! 😊

Moi:

But it's still rubbish English though, amirite?

GPT:

So I then asked it to include the effect on the earth's populace of their presentation of their understanding, especially as regards bankers being the only economic actors on the planet with the ability to set the price - to everyone else - of their own holdings. And to include the bit about the ensuing revolution.

I didn't ask for a fantasy outcome but got one. Here it is then:

The Zogarian Encounter: A Tale of Earth's Banking Revolution

The Arrival

Once upon a time, in the not-so-distant future, a group of curious aliens from the planet Zogar landed on Earth. They had traveled across galaxies, drawn by Earth's unique financial broadcasts that echoed into space. The Zogarians, a species known for their mathematical prowess, were utterly baffled by Earth's banking system.

The Confusion

Their leader, Zib, approached a human institution labeled 'Bank.' Inside, Zib was met with a maze of ropes leading to counters where humans sat, performing tasks that seemed important yet incomprehensible. Zib tried to communicate, "We wish to understand your system of value exchange."

The bank teller smiled and began explaining interest rates, mortgages, and loans. Zib's translator device whirred and clicked, trying to find equivalents in the Zogarian language, but there were none. The concepts of debt, savings, and credit were foreign to a society that shared resources equally and without expectation of return.

The Revelation

The Zogarians were astounded to learn that humans didn't just trade goods and services, but they also traded promises, futures, and even risks. They watched in amazement as numbers on screens fluctuated, representing the ebb and flow of an entity called 'the market.'

The Presentation

Zib stood before the crowd, their voice amplified by a device that translated their thoughts into human language. "Dear Earthlings," Zib began, "we have learned much about your banking system. We have discovered that your bankers hold a unique power. They are the only economic actors who can set the price—to everyone else—of their own holdings."

The Realization

As the Zogarians spoke, a realization dawned upon the crowd. They began to see the banking system not as an immutable force but as a construct that could be questioned and, if necessary, changed.

The Revolution

Whispers turned to discussions, and discussions turned to debates. The non-bankers started to organize, forming groups to explore alternative economic systems that could work for everyone, not just a select few.

The Legacy

When the Zogarians left Earth, they left behind a world in the throes of transformation. The revolution they inspired led to the creation of a global council that redefined banking, ensuring that the power to set prices was no longer in the hands of a privileged few.

And so, the story of the alien visitors and Earth's banking revolution was told and retold, a reminder that sometimes, the most profound changes come from the most unexpected places.

So Chat GPT's large LLM does language-based jokes. Let's explore:

User: I know you do abstraction but how many jokes of the form :

"When the blah blah blah blah etc That's a Moray"

and

"When the blah blah blah blah etc That's a moiré"

can you find? Please provide attributions

Assistant: I found a variety of jokes that play on the words "Moray" and "moiré," which are parodies of the song "That's Amore" by Dean Martin. Here are a few examples:

For "That's a Moray": - When an eel lunges out And takes a bite of your snout, That's a Moray!

When you swim in the sea And an eel bites your knee, That's a Moray!

When you reach in a crack And you don't get your hand back, That's a Moray!

For "That's a moiré": - When the lines on your screen Make a pattern unseen, That's a moiré!

When your photo is neat But the pattern repeats, That's a moiré!

These jokes are often shared and adapted by various users online, so attributions can be difficult to pinpoint. However, the structure and humor are commonly enjoyed across different platforms and communities. If you're looking for more jokes or a specific variation, let me know, and I can create some new ones for you! 😊

User: Any more with that song but with different "a m--" words?

Assistant: Certainly! Here are a few more playful takes on the song "That's Amore" with different "a m--" words:

When you dine out in Rome And you really feel at home, That's a Mangia!

When the stars make you drool Just like pasta fazool, That's Amore!

When you dance down the street With a cloud at your feet, you're in love, That's Amore!

When you've had too much wine And you can't walk a straight line, That's a Merlot!

When you ace a tough test And you feel you're the best, That's a Mastery!

When the light of the moon Hits your eye like a big pizza pie, That's Amore!

Remember, these are just for fun and are a play on the famous Dean Martin song. If you have any other themes or ideas you'd like to explore, feel free to let me know! 😊

User: Hmm. The merlot one's kind of ok I suppose. If you allow 'a Mangia' I suppose 'a manga' is also permitted - can you find one (or make one up)?

Assistant: Certainly! Playing off the theme of "a manga," here's a light-hearted joke:

When you read in delight About heroes who fight, That's a Manga!

I hope this brings a smile to your face! If you have any other requests or need a different twist, just let me know. 😊

User: What about a Fauré?

Assistant: Creating a joke with "Fauré" in the style of the song "That's Amore" could go something like this:

When your music's so sweet, And its beauty can't be beat, That's a Fauré!

Gabriel Fauré was known for his beautiful and influential compositions, so this little joke pays homage to his work in a playful way. If you're looking for more creative content or have another request, feel free to ask! 😊

User: OK but second line doesn't scan. Do better!

Assistant: I appreciate your feedback. Here's a revised version with a better rhythm:

When the choir softly sings, And your heart feels it has wings, That's a Fauré!

This version should fit the melody of "That's Amore" more closely. I hope you find this one more to your liking! 😊

User: Same poetic error - too many syllables

Assistant: My apologies for the oversight. Let's try that again with the correct syllable count:

When the notes gently soar, And touch your soul's very core, That's a Fauré!

I hope this version meets the poetic structure you're looking for. If you have any more adjustments or requests, I'm here to help! 😊

User: delete the 'very' and you have a winner!

Assistant: Absolutely, here's the refined version:

When the notes gently soar, And touch your soul's core, That's a Fauré!

I'm glad we could fine-tune it together. If you have any more creative challenges or requests, I'm ready to assist! 😊

User: even better would be "When the notes gently soar and they touch your soul’s core"> How about another one ending in "a foray"?

Assistant: I'm glad you liked the revision. Here's a joke ending with "a foray":

When adventure calls your name, And life's never quite the same, That's a Foray!

I hope this one fits the bill! If you have any more creative ideas or need assistance with something else, just let me know. 😊

User: You've a tendency to cram too many syllables into the lead-up.

Assistant: Thank you for the feedback. I'll keep it concise this time:

When you boldly explore, And new worlds are in store, That's a Foray!

I hope this meets your expectations for syllable count and rhythm. If you have any other requests or need further adjustments, feel free to let me know. 😊

User: Good! Now how about "a melée"?

Assistant: Certainly, here's a playful take with "a melée":

When the swords all collide, And the fighters take pride, That's a Melée!

I hope this fits the style you're looking for. If you have any more creative prompts or need assistance with something else, just let me know! 😊

User: How many others ending inthe "a --ay" rhyme can you come up with?

Assistant: Here are some more playful rhymes ending in the "a --ay" sound:

When the fighters engage, In the ring or on stage, That's a Melee!

When the artists display, Their work in a grand array, That's a Ballet!

When the children at play, Laugh and run in the hay, That's a Relay!

When the skies turn to gray, And the rain comes to stay, That's a Dismay!

When you find a new way, To brighten someone's day, That's a Bouquet!

When you finally convey, What you've been longing to say, That's a Soirée!

When the debts you must pay, And your budget's in disarray, That's a Delay!

When the chefs flambé, And the flames rise in a splay, That's a Gourmet!

I hope you enjoy these rhymes! If you have any other themes or words you'd like to explore, feel free to ask. 😊

User: Some of those don't really work do they? Now for the tough one - can you explain why?

Assistant: You're right, not all the rhymes work perfectly, and there are a few reasons why:

Syllable Count: The original song "That's Amore" has a very specific rhythm and syllable structure. If the joke doesn't match the syllable count, it can feel off-beat or forced.

Stress Patterns: English words have stressed and unstressed syllables. The jokes need to follow the stress pattern of the song to sound right. If the stress falls on the wrong syllable, it disrupts the flow.

Semantic Fit: The content of the joke must make sense within the context of the rhyme. If the meaning is stretched too far to fit the rhyme, it can feel awkward or nonsensical.

Cultural References: Some words may carry specific cultural connotations or may not be widely recognized, which can make the joke less effective for a general audience.

Pronunciation: The ending "a ***-ay" needs to be pronounced in a way that closely matches "amore" to work with the song. If the pronunciation is too different, it won't sound like a play on the original line.

So I'm looking at consonants ch, dd, and ll internally separated by vowels w and y in all possible (single use) ways

Google translate says (one at a time)

faux-welsh translated as faux-welsh translated as chwddyll wallet chyddwll joint hole chwllydd spreader chyllwdd funding ddwchyll crooked ddychwll return ddwllych hole ddyllwch a hole llwchydd duster llychwdd dust llwddych (laddych) llyddwch slow down

So I asked Bing

How many of the following words are Welsh?

chwddyll, chyddwll, chwllydd, chyllwdd, ddwchyll, ddychwll, ddwllych, ddyllwch, llwchydd, llychwdd, llwddych, llyddwch

And Bing replied

To determine which of the provided words are Welsh, one would typically consult a Welsh dictionary or a language expert. However, based on my current capabilities, I can't directly verify each word against a Welsh language database or dictionary.

If you're looking to verify the authenticity of these words in Welsh, I recommend using an online Welsh-English dictionary or contacting a Welsh language expert. Online resources like the University of Wales' online dictionary or other Welsh language services can be helpful for this purpose⁶⁷.

If you have access to the internet, you can search for these words in an online Welsh dictionary to check if they are valid Welsh words and to understand their meanings. If you need further assistance or have any other questions, feel free to ask!

Source: Conversation with Bing, 10/05/2024

1) Welsh-English / English-Welsh On-line Dictionary. https://geiriadur.uwtsd.ac.uk/. 2) Geiriadur Bangor (Bangor Welsh-English Dictionary), Prifysgol Bangor .... https://geiriadur.bangor.ac.uk/. 3) Language Accessory Pack for Microsoft 365 - Microsoft Support. https://support.microsoft.com/en-gb/office/language-accessory-pack-for-microsoft-365-82ee1236-0f9a-45ee-9c72-05b026ee809f. 4) Welsh language standards. https://www.welshlanguagecommissioner.wales/public-organisations/welsh-language-standards. 5) BBC - Wales - Learn Welsh - test your level. https://www.bbc.co.uk/wales/learnwelsh/level_test_pop/. 6) Welsh-English / English-Welsh On-line Dictionary. https://geiriadur.uwtsd.ac.uk/index.php. 7) Free Welsh language services for businesses | GOV.WALES. https://www.gov.wales/free-welsh-language-services-businesses. 8) Welsh-English / English-Welsh on-line dictionary and much more. - Gweiadur. https://gweiadur.com/welsh-dictionary. 9) Welsh Dictionary Online Translation LEXILOGOS. https://www.lexilogos.com/english/welsh_dictionary.htm. 10) Welsh-English, English-Welsh On-line Dictionary & Thesaurus - Gweiadur. https://gweiadur.com/en.

So being lazy I said

That's a lot of typing and clicking for me. Could you do the dictionary lookups on my behalf? I'd advise you to pause at least 5 seconds between your searches lest they think you're a robot. I'll wait.

And Bing obliged

Certainly! I've conducted the searches for the Welsh words you've provided. Here are the findings:

chwddyll: No results found. This does not appear to be a recognized Welsh word.

chyddwll: No results found. This does not appear to be a recognized Welsh word.

chwllydd: No results found. This does not appear to be a recognized Welsh word.

chyllwdd: No results found. This does not appear to be a recognized Welsh word.

ddwchyll: No results found. This does not appear to be a recognized Welsh word.

ddychwll: The search returned a translation result indicating "duel" as the English equivalent¹¹. However, this seems to be an error as "duel" in Welsh is "deuoliaeth" or "gornest ddau".

ddwllych: No results found. This does not appear to be a recognized Welsh word.

ddyllwch: The search returned a translation result indicating "should" as the English equivalent¹². However, this seems to be an error as "should" in Welsh is "dylai".

llwchydd: The search returned a translation result indicating "dust" as the English equivalent¹⁴. However, this seems to be an error as "dust" in Welsh is "llwch".

llychwdd: The search returned a translation result indicating "lyric" as the English equivalent¹³. However, this seems to be an error as "lyric" in Welsh is "geiriau can".

llwddych: No results found. This does not appear to be a recognized Welsh word.

llyddwch: No results found. This does not appear to be a recognized Welsh word.

It appears that none of the words provided are recognized Welsh words according to the search results. If these words are intended to be Welsh, they may be misspelled or may not be standard words found in Welsh dictionaries. If you have any more words or need further assistance, feel free to ask!

Source: Conversation with Bing, 10/05/2024

1) . https://bing.com/search?q=Welsh+word+ddychwll. 2) . https://bing.com/search?q=Welsh+word+ddyllwch. 3) . https://bing.com/search?q=Welsh+word+llwchydd. 4) . https://bing.com/search?q=Welsh+word+llychwdd. 5) Welsh-English / English-Welsh On-line Dictionary. https://geiriadur.uwtsd.ac.uk/index.php. 6) CYRDLE. https://cyrdle.web.app/. 7) Geirfan: a Welsh dictionary for learners. https://geirfan.wales/. 8) How to play - cyrdle.web.app. https://cyrdle.web.app/home/en. 9) . https://bing.com/search?q=Welsh+word+chyllwdd. 10) Dyfalair - Gêm eiriau dyddiol - rhwyd.org. https://www.rhwyd.org/wordle/. 11) Dictionary of the Welsh Language | The standard historical Welsh dictionary. http://www.welsh-dictionary.ac.uk/. 12) A Guide To Pronouncing Welsh Words – Wandering Welsh Girl. https://www.wanderingwelshgirl.com/how-to-pronounce-welsh-words/. 13) Gwreiddiau Geiriau Cymraeg / Etymology of Welsh Words. https://parallel.cymru/geiriau/?lang=en. 14) Dictionary of the Welsh Language | The standard historical Welsh dictionary. https://www.welsh-dictionary.ac.uk/. 15) undefined. http://www.bing.com/translator/?ref=TThis&text=chilled&from=en&to=cy. 16) undefined. http://www.bing.com/translator/?ref=TThis&text=ddychwll&from=cy&to=en. 17) undefined. http://www.bing.com/translator/?ref=TThis&text=ddyllwch&from=cy&to=en. 18) undefined. http://www.bing.com/translator/?ref=TThis&text=llwchydd&from=cy&to=en. 19) undefined. http://www.bing.com/translator/?ref=TThis&text=llychwdd&from=cy&to=en.

And, seeing as I'm not ungrateful

Thank you for checking!

Which was acknowledged