Awfully Loyal

Note: due to religious reasons, I cannot type swear words. Thus, said words are replaced in the ID.

[ID: DSMP characters as text posts. Usernames and icons have been replaced.

Transcript:

Post 1:

Technoblade: "You're no better for resorting to violence" just say u got no hands and at this point you're too afraid to learn

Post 2:

A Twitter post. The name is listed, then the @.

Biggest man, @tommyinnit: went to therapy for the first time and cracked a joke and my therapist just started writing faster what the heck was that

Post 3:

Dream: I'm sorry that you apparently felt "tortured" by my behavior. I personally love experimental research chemicals and would enjoy being force fed them while locked in a windowless cell but I can see how someone with a less positive attitude might not enjoy that. Anyway sorry I guess. I hope you can get over your close mindedness since it's clearly a source of pain in your life.

Post 4:

A reddit post to r/askreddit.

Question: What was the weirdest way you got into a relationship?

Tubbo: Tax evasion

Philza: Story, please?

Tubbo: No

Post 5:

Ender particle: I'm not gay but... lightning mcqueen is kinda cute

Ranboo: can some of u just shut up

Post 6:

Captain Puffy: I love u Carly Rae Jepson but the lyric "who gave you eyes like that, said you could keep them" is an absolutely wild thing to say. are u gonna confiscate someone's eyeballs

Foolish: ur balls, hand em over 🔫

Foolish: I could've phrased this better

Post 7:

Foolish: like who hasnt made a deal with a centuries-old entity of questionable moral standing and motives

Post 8:

A Twitter post. The name is listed, then the @.

Boy liker, @ranboo: I don't understand people in horror movies like "uugghhhoho there's a scary guy after me!!!!" just turn around and kiss him bro what seems to be the problem