Caution: My Attention Span Is....Oh Look, A Bird

Let me find out that 20 of the 33 minute added to tonight’s Walking Dead are filled with “sneak peaks” of shit shows we don’t care about and extra commercials...

Just cause you aint get no lovin this morning you gotta be like that? Rick...snitches get stitches!!!

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or they get playfully thrown onto a bed & have no choice but to lay back and enjoy as Michonne sits on their fa....oh no...let me stop....my inner Richonne trashiness is coming out. It don’t take much to be honest.

I was starting to get worried that Rick would say too much to Carl about the Richonne.thing.

Rick: I was gonna tell you about Michonne and I.

Carl:........

Rick: But it just happened...last night.

Carl:...........

Rick: This is different.

Carl:.................

Rick:...Like really different....it was so tight. I’m surprised I lasted as long as I did cause it was wetter than.....

Last week was real! Richonne is really a thing!  I swear if Michonne ever introduces herself as Michonne Grimes...I’ll just be like

Did Rick go balls deep on the couch THEN move it up to the bedroom for round two or.......Like for real, I need ALL the details. How did this go down?

When you ready to rewatch Richonne in an encore episode of The Walking Dead......

but AMC puts on Better Call Saul instead....

You can tell....Its killing Chris’ soul that he can’t just say “Michonne is good but we gotta move on.” and brush her aside. Too bad dude....talk about her, understand her greatness!!!

When I heard the news....

When anti Richonners talked shit....

Seeing domesticated Richonne and Grimes family 2.0.....

Seeing Rick not put on his ring and Michonne in a robe....

MICHONNE AND CARL....

Mommy Michonne and Daddy Rick taking after they put the babies to bed...

RICK AND MICHONNE SEX......YAAASSSS BITCH YAAASSSSS

Any Richonne fans still alive......

Remember...you cant die yet...you still need to witness them fuck!!!!

I was just like...