the melancholy of the phantom

sorry, i dont have pronouns, my nouns are only amateurs

remember, kids: gender is a sandbox and you can play with it however you want (just... maybe don't eat the sand)

my gender…? I was supposed to bring my- ? *grumbling* no one told me I was supposed to bring a gender to this thing

this might be a hard pill to swallow for college students but getting drunk all the time isnt a personality trait it’s alcoholism

Here’s another pill: companies and ad teams know that your 20s are extremely stressful and they purposely target you because they don’t care about making us all alcoholics as much as they care about profiting off of us.

Reblog for non-religious version of AA

Just be careful to avoid these groups. The Church of Scientology loves to use substance abuse support groups as a front.

my gender is a sexy androgynous pirate with smudged eyeliner and the top few buttons of my shirt undone

italy come closer, i promise i wont steal your gender.

i am a simple woman. i see men wearing eyeliner. i go insane.