Mr. Syzalot

For some reason a bird speaking Japanese is mildly off putting.

> Literal translation

Bird:“ ‘Uhm Hello, this is the Ono family.”

Bird: “What’s wrong?”

Owner: “Abe-chan, you’re a little too early. Once the phone’s picked up, then properly say hello.”

Bird: “Okay, understood.”

Owner: “Do you really understand? I’m counting on you. Hello, this is the Ono family residence in Gifu.”]

Bird: “Okay, I understand!”

Owner: “Got it.”

> That’s clearly some sort of Pokemon.

> Off-putting? It’s like birds were meant to speak Japanese!

Tom Hardy has been out here with that ass, and those lips, and those slutty MySpace photos for years. FOR YEARS. But now all of sudden he’s got a hot dog tongue and y’all wanna smash? No. I’ve wanted to fuck Tom Hardy for years. YEARS. You are not welcome on this bandwagon.