R.I.P. Tumblr Blogs

R.I.P. Untalented-sackman, shot down in the line of duty... Duty to the truth.

Sinister. 

R.I.P. Sprawlerr and Theprogramisupgraded.

R.I.N. Mall-goths and Shewhositsupontheethroneovnibiru

Communal burial plot for jacknoir, sekrom, and aspeared.

See? Tumblr’s not so bad! If people hate what you post, you can always Deactivate. Words to live by, really!

R.I.P. iswearimnotnaked, who we can only presume was swept off their feet by the lowest common denominator and never looked back.

;_;

R.I.P. mokou

Sometimes, self-care is deactivating your own blog because 100,000 people overreact to you eating rice with mayo (I’m guessing).

R.I.P. 5ope

If you’re ever worried that your posts aren’t getting many notes, just remember that if a deactivated account can get nearly 40k notes for what was admittedly not really even an actual post, then you must really be a huge failure there is surely hope for you too!

R.I.P. iwishlilbwasmygrandpa

Cursed image? Cursed post.

Take that, you killjoys. R.I.P. and let Hamburgerboogie and Camdamage enjoy their shared concepts. (3,052 notes at time of screencap)

Who’s not real NOW, Meecheee123? Huh? HUH?

R.I.P. Cantnotmove, Neueratemybaby, Gan-firling, 221badwolfstreet, and Mrleadbutterfly. 

5 casualties, one survivor...who’s English, apparently. Says it all, really.

Who was Valtika? Do they still lurk on Youtube, abusing its video report system, or at least publicly pretending to and in doing so promoting said culture of abuse? Is John Green still on Youtube, discussing the issue of boys who are nerds? Wait, is that even John Green? Doesn’t he have a beard? It’s not the Angry Video Game Nerd or one of his sidekicks is it?