Save The World? Bro I’m Failing Calculus

Jesse: “I think I’m getting better! :)” [another event occurs]

Spork: “being paranoid is funny bc like well what if I’m right?”

Wyatt: “everytime I make a mistake I think the only solution is being put down like a sick dog.”

Rus: “Oh that’s nothing a sudden burst of completely disproportionate rage won’t solve.”

Shyloh: “‘I expected better from you’ well that was your fault lmao I got nothing to do with that.”

Netta: “my neutral expression makes me look like I’m always in a bad mood which is convenient because it’s usually true.”

Rus: “I don’t care,” I say, caringly, as I care deeply

Sorbeo: “‘You’re no better for resorting to violence’, just say u got no hands and at this point you’re too afraid to learn.”

Netta: “‘girl help’ you know what? No. girl hinder. girl hurt. Girl…kill.”

Hipsogah: “Let me examine closer *my eyes turn purple and blaze with spiritual power* oh yeah no that’s an egret not a heron, it’s got black legs.”

Wyatt: “I could easily survive the electric chair. It would actually feel kind of good to me.”

Shyloh: “I encourage you to do whatever you want until someone kills you. This has worked out spectacularly for me.”

Tin Titan: “Family dinners? I thought those were a myth made up by greeting card companies…Like Christmas or saying I love you.”

Netta: [after punching Devil Lad in the face] “huh, that…helped.”