Ink Letters Spilled Over

lol 4 because of sbux

How old were you at the lowest point in your life? Reblog this and put it in the tags, plus your current age maybe. I'm trying to see something.

I got winter and I gotta say, autumn is my favourite season but damn was this result accurate!

the thing about william shatner being pissed about the concept of bi!kirk is so funny to me because like. bill this is your fault. you were the one who looked at leonard nimoy like you wanted to eat him. you did that

tbh though if i were mccoy i’d be pretty fucking fed up with spock too. imagine you’re a doctor, you dedicate your life to learning how care for hundreds of different life forms and species across the galaxy, and then your wife divorces you, which leads you to enlisting as a doctor for starfleet. this is WAY outside of your comfort zone, you hate adventure and you’d rather be sittin on a porch in the sun with some sweet tea in hand and your daughter on your knee, but you ain’t got nowhere else to go, and who are you if you aren’t a doctor? you’ve dedicated your whole life and so much more to healing. so you enlist, you get assigned to a starship. not your dream job, but if there’s one thing leonard mccoy knows how to do it’s treat patients. and then THIS MEDICAL MARVEL MOTHERFUCKER comes in with his fucked up gene spliced half human half vulcan biology and the rarest most obscure blood type even among vulcans with ZERO precedent for his existence or medical baseline and also happens to be THE WORST PATIENT IN HISTORY. REFUSES to sit still and follow instructions. always making smart ass comments about your silly human emotionalism. you’ll get insane fucking readings and be like “spock i think you’re dying” and the bastard will answer with a straight face “yes. that’s just pon farr.” “can you tell me how to treat it?” “no.” and then just walks out of the fucking sickbay. you’re constantly busting your ass trying to figure out how to keep this human-alien catboy mix’n’match medical nightmare from hell alive and healthy and all you get in return is backhanded compliments from an emotionally stunted fruit. and you can’t even complain about it to your best friend because he’s too busy doodling this obstinate motherfucker’s name all over his notebook while eye-fucking him on the middle of the bridge. hell i’d be an alcoholic too.

have you heard the good worm

don’t take me at my worm

he’s a man of few worms

famous last worms

I won’t mince my worms

stop putting worms in my mouth

them’s fighting worms!

worms to live by

Sticks and stones can break my bones but worms will never hurt me

Y'all...Y'all I need a more androgynous option. Diyonysos (Dyonysus) was all about the blend between male and female, adult and child, wild and controlled. And also all about theatre and whores, but whatever, I need a third option.

ughhhhhhhh im trying to take over the world but my incessant need to make anagrams of my top secret plans keeps giving me away

Stop I'm dying hahaha

OH MY GOD YES! And like...okay some babies don't look like a potato they look like cute little human beings, but A LOT of babies just look like a weird squiggly potato and parents should just acknowledge that. Like...I have a cousin who looked like a misshapen football as a baby and tbh he still looks like that but NO ONE TALKS ABOUT IT. I really really NEED to talk about it.

This is one of my husband’s favorite short stories. He quotes it from memory. I’m pretty sure he can recite the entire thing from memory.

This is a tremendously impactful short story and every time I see it, it serves as an excellent reboot button for my state of mind.

This had me laughing

This is so real. I saw a post going around about how “fanfic authors don’t accept critique anymore” And it’s like? Imagine you bake a batch of cookies and you take it to the office to share with your co-workers. And then someone just sits down and it’s like “Ah, the flavour profile is not quite proper. See, you should have added the brown sugar *after* the flour, and” And it’s like? Just eat the fucking cookie, Mike, and shut the fuck up. lmao A hobby doesn’t need critique. You don’t even need to be good at it. Let people have fun on the internet, for god’s sake.

I wrote this one fic, a bit of a crossover really which usually isn't my thing, and I remember receiving this comment from a reader about how my story was off the mark, and no way would the author have ever written this scenario into the actual books, blah blah. Well boy did they ever come for the wrong writer! I politely referred them to book, page number, and paragraph where this reference was in the actual series and they shut up immediately. Like...gurl, you just read my whole fic and all you want to do is complain because I built on a once mentioned idea in an obscure series that you missed? I'm obsessed, get on my level.