they were married

me going in the gender neutral bathroom to pee

the author's barely disguised longing for a kinder world

the author's barely disguised hatred for capitalism

I feel like this is even better when you know that the context is that they've just seem three spectral hags emerge from the fog to recite a prophecy of doom that mentions Captain Kirk by name.

Your honor--ladies & gentlemen & etc of the jury-- while I would never argue that mid 30s is old, and recognize that under the narrowest, least charitable interpretation of the law my client's use of the label OLD MAN YAOI could be considered false advertising but, as I will elucidate today, I would like the court to consider the full context of the Kirk/Spock pairing, from the Trek films where the actors were in their 40s and 50s, to the ongoing fandom wherein they grow old together, and the greater cultural context of Trek shipping where O.G. Spirk must now be distinguished from those bastard usurpers of the Kelvinverse and their accursed TWINK YAOI and these key pieces of evidence will, I believe, fully prove the innocence of my client