I don't even like geese that much

fallen london is hard in a way that makes me feel stupid. which is fun. because it's kind of like i actually have been dropped into this city with no clue what to do and no idea whether i'm wasting my time. the only thing i'm sure about is helping my urchin buddy

They changed the name of my endocrine disorder while I was at work???? Huh????

I need to have words with everyone whos ever hyped up greggs pizzas

did you know that you can increase the quality of your quesadilla by adding seasoning

did you know that you can decrease the quality of your quesadilla by making a tumblr post while it's cooking and burning it

one thing I love about being british is the social acceptability of day drinking as soon as the weather's nice

got a lovehate relationship with routine and repetition. yes if you put me in a repetitive situation i will start chewing on myself like a caged animal. but also no if you interrupt my self imposed routines i will start crying. this has made me so super good at being in the workforce #trust

(pale, sweaty, visibly shaking) I just love The Character so much. Do you guys know about The Character. Do you know I love The Character.