help I made a call of duty side blog

He's lost his keys, but he has not lost the lockpicking set he always has on him. Thank god he is still good at lockpicking while drunk.

...unfortunately he's not as skilled at reading the apartment numbers.

He's in the middle of wondering who rearranged his furniture when there's a sharp pain in the back of his skull and it all goes black.

Cue you promptly freaking out because you probably killed your weird neighbor, he just crumpled onto the floor and– a sudden groaning, and the body rolls over to stare at you.

Did he just tank a bat to the head?? Nevermind. More importantly, you kneel down next to him and subtly press a touch to the back of the head, feeling for damage "sir? Are you okay? Should i call someone?"

"....god, love, yer pretty. Good swing." He slurs, head tilting back "...wanna get dinner sometime?"

Then he actually blacks out.

Aether

Ghost who puts extra pencils in his pockets in case Soap runs out of his own and can't sketch, Ghost who puts snacks he knows Soap likes in his pockets, extra C4 because he knows Soap will run out of it, Ghost who dedicates an entire leg full of pockets for extra medical things because he can't stomach the idea of Soap getting hurt and not being able to treat the wound.

Soap who has started to carry extra knives on him, sharpened just the way Ghost had taught him to. Soap who carries protein bars because he knows Ghost prefers them when they're in a safe house, easy and fast to eat. Soap who always carries extra skull balaclavas with him, one for him in case he needs it and a spare for Ghost.

You wave it off as it being in his nature as a German Shepherd hybrid, but little do you know, he's been using his heightened hearing to eavesdrop on you through the walls.

And it's not his bloody fault that you masturbate almost every night, is it? Using a variety of fake knot dildos, watching hardcore hybrid porn on top of that, some of which Johnny recognizes by sound alone.

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