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okay I have these... and they are... too funny not to share...

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Ghost, coming home late from a night out with the team, drunk off his ass and hardly coherent, realizes he's lost his keys.
He's lost his keys, but he has not lost the lockpicking set he always has on him. Thank god he is still good at lockpicking while drunk.
...unfortunately he's not as skilled at reading the apartment numbers.
He's in the middle of wondering who rearranged his furniture when there's a sharp pain in the back of his skull and it all goes black.
Cue you promptly freaking out because you probably killed your weird neighbor, he just crumpled onto the floor and– a sudden groaning, and the body rolls over to stare at you.
Did he just tank a bat to the head?? Nevermind. More importantly, you kneel down next to him and subtly press a touch to the back of the head, feeling for damage "sir? Are you okay? Should i call someone?"
"....god, love, yer pretty. Good swing." He slurs, head tilting back "...wanna get dinner sometime?"
Then he actually blacks out.
What the fuck?
also hey. so. you know how when sometimes you experience really extreme stress about something minor but it's so intense it ruins your day? I saw someone who was a staple in the cod community (at least the one I follow) recently talk about falling out of love with cod. I also saw that ghoap had fallen almost 30 points on the ao3 ship board. and this is normal, like the last mw game was released in 2023, we likely won't be getting another until 2027, other stuff has been released and people are moving on. hell I haven't posted on this blog for months, maybe a year at this point, I don't know. but, like.... do you guys ever fear change in such an amorphous way that it paralyzes you? I'm turning 30 this year and I want to make changes and I can FEEL those changes coming. and it's scary. and I think to feel my real life changing so much and also to see things in the cod fandom changing, like I don't know.
nothing will remain. the only constant is change. but maybe within that change we can seek stability. maybe writing about soap needs to be my stability in a changing world.
this is very small and very personal and I think that I just kind of needed to, like, verbalize the anxiety I am feeling about all of this so it stopped taking up so much room in my head and I stopped trying to lie to myself that connection to this fandom isn't part of why I'm feeling upset and anxious.
it's so funny when people bemoan the "inaccuracies" of Call of Duty. like. what do you want? do you want them all to be uncritical war brained racists who are in dress code? go join the military then, weirdo.
recommendations for a good soap body pillow? it's gotta be at least semi horny.

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soap looooves a nasty ass smutty romance. men are on TikTok talking about gooner books and soap is making a TBR. catch him laying on his tummy, feet in the air, reading an absolute cum rag of a book.
every time I work really hard on a fic it gets 40 notes. and then I post some nonsense from my work deal in between processing orders and y'all are like 'this is a 500 post'
price handing soap a stack of paperwork and soap doing the LOUDEST sigh and price like 'something wrong, sunshine?' and soap just 'well I'd rather be sucking pussy is all.'
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Established!Ghoap who dress each other before missions, putting the tac-vests on the other, tightening up the straps, running hands down each other's front to be certain that nothing is out of place.
Ghost who puts extra pencils in his pockets in case Soap runs out of his own and can't sketch, Ghost who puts snacks he knows Soap likes in his pockets, extra C4 because he knows Soap will run out of it, Ghost who dedicates an entire leg full of pockets for extra medical things because he can't stomach the idea of Soap getting hurt and not being able to treat the wound.
Soap who has started to carry extra knives on him, sharpened just the way Ghost had taught him to. Soap who carries protein bars because he knows Ghost prefers them when they're in a safe house, easy and fast to eat. Soap who always carries extra skull balaclavas with him, one for him in case he needs it and a spare for Ghost.
Ghoap who always say "I love you" before a mission even if they're mad with each other for whatever reason, because if it's the last time they hear it, at least they did.

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Your dog hybrid neighbour, John (as he'd eagerly introduced himself with a wagging tail when you moved into the apartment complex), who becomes extremely flirty and borderline clingy after merely a handful of weeks living down the hall from each other.
You wave it off as it being in his nature as a German Shepherd hybrid, but little do you know, he's been using his heightened hearing to eavesdrop on you through the walls.
And it's not his bloody fault that you masturbate almost every night, is it? Using a variety of fake knot dildos, watching hardcore hybrid porn on top of that, some of which Johnny recognizes by sound alone.
So, why can't you see that he's simply looking for his forever home, more than desperate to give you what you've been craving, so you can live happily ever after?
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✨🪶777🪽✨ angel face soap to celebrate 777 followers on twt
You get a million dollars, but your most recent google search is tattooed on your forehead Taking the deal?
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might use this as a conversation starter ngl
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