In here. Or there. Whatever.

my favorite era in history is the one where people discovered you could make cartoons out of typography and newspapers would run articles that were just like “today dennis the intern figured out how to draw a dog with the typewriter so here it is”

how we act alone when we don’t feel like we have witnesses.. that is the genuine self.. me walking around my room punching the air talking to myself in a bad southern accent, that’s ME baby. you’re never going to know me like i know me. haha.

why do lesbians always give their gfs such weird compliments? today i asked my gf how i looked in a new outfit and she said “like a cryptid on the moors babe” and idk what to do with that but i love it

because we know what women want??? next question

the other day in the kitchen, my gf told me “you have very convenient ears” and it was incredibly sweet but literally impossible to explain why

listening to a bunch of straight people talk about gay people in an academic setting is the worst idea anyone has ever had

is this the most aesthetic photo I’ve ever seen? possibly

That’s dusty dan you fool

Please do not tell me lies about my favourite neighbour. His name is on his collar: “Albert (Bertie)”

Dirty Bertie

i mean a realistic portrayal of lesbianism would be like…realize you’re gay in your teens but don’t date throughout all of high school…first relationship at age 18-21 and you have some kind of issue around sex/touch…like just based on the lesbians I know…i genuinely know maybe two lesbians who dated in high school. Like the coming of age drama plotline is so out of touch with the experiences of virtually every lesbian I know

being thoroughly unrecognizable in appearance and aura/overall vibe to ppl from high school and just yr past in general is.. so sexy

Alright I’m out of the loop, what’d she do wrong that y’all want her dead

She herself had no part in that tho. What’d she do personally is what I’m asking.

To quote James Connolly: “We will not blame [her] for the crimes of [her] ancestors if [she] relents the royal rights of [her] ancestors; but as long as [she] claims their rights, by virtue of descent, then, by virtue of descent, [she] must shoulder the responsibility for their crimes.”

Y’know that’s fair actually

Never seen someone actually change their stance on this site, RT for good luck

women love it when you replace every board of a ship with a new board, raising philosophical questions about whether it remains the same ship