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Constantly predicting the next TV announcement even when we JUST got the last 1

“I hear wedding bells!” “They’ll name the baby Marjorie Kelce 🥹” fuck ass shit

Late-stage kaylorism

Using Jack Antonoff as the scapegoat for anything you dislike musically

Claiming Taylor wrote vault tracks recently instead of when she says she did

Hating on Joe for stupid shit all the time.(Why are we still talking about him?)

“Finally she’s dating a REAL man” casual reinforcement of gender norms?? Hello?

“You’re not a real/good fan if [insert X innocuous thing]& btw taylor hates you”

Continually saying Taylor is cringe/corny/hating that she’s a millennial

Finding a reason to complain about EVERYONE she talks to-travis, her friends,etc

Some other thing I didn’t mention but I should have (put in tags)