∆LL ∆BO∆RD!

BASICALLY MY FRIEND RAGE BAITED ME INTO MAKING "MASCULINE" VOLO (long. story) AND I GAVE BIRTH TO RHIS BUT HE LOOKS SO CUTE MY BONES ARE STIMMING RN

After each game I think, it can't get worse, and then they release the next game and I'm shocked all over again.

I hate, HATE, the new battle system.

The "wild areas" are a joke. You're literally shooting fish in a barrel. The fun of hunting to "catch 'em all" is just not there...

The breath of fresh air that was Legends Arceus' catching system is stripped back, so no more of that super satisfying sniping of distant pokemon.

Even the kinda fun selfie camera mode from S&V, where it looks like your character is holding the camera is gone, now it's just standing in front of the camera.

They've taken the few kernels of fun and innovation from the recent past games and swerved away so hard they've flipped off the road and down a ravine.

After 30 years of second chances, this might be it for me, I might be done with the Pokemon games.

WDYM VOLO HAS A MODEL CODE WDYM WTF WTF WHAT

Hmmm, a LOT of little eggs and scratches while trembling with fear because of his brother.

Its like incest

more volocest content who cheered? also ty @ingosubmasters for convincing me to write again🥹

"Ive always wanted to taste the divine after all.."

(authors note: this is so corny and trash💔 but like anyways

volo: just like.. default volo?

volokami: god volo??? also all if His pronouns will br capitalized to prevent confusion and also cus like in the bible Gods pronouns r capitalized?? yeah

send help.)

Volo pinned his lover- no- more than a lover, a source of complete unfiltered holiness in his arms.

Volokami laid on His back, almost pathetically looking up at Volo. He was in a rather clingy position with Volo holding Volokami by the back of His neck with them both holding their heads up, as Volo pinned his down arm next to His waist. 

Volo laid his both his head down, and his darling, his beloved, his God, back down on the bed. Volo laid his head down near Volokamis ear, nuzzling in His long, put down hair. 

Volokamis newfound grip on Volos back after being laid down led Him to trace almost 'needy' circles on his bare skin. The sudden show of (albeit, obsessive) affection was hard for anyone to tear away from, especially for Volo..

"Agh~!" Volokami abruptly whimpered, releasing His hands from, what Volo felt, a 'consuming touch.'

Volo nipped on the deitys ear, breaking  His focus on the seemingly gentle moment. "Getting mouthy, with me now, are we, lovely?" Volokami turned His head  to face Volo. 

"Ive always wanted to taste the divine."

"How curious.." Volokami whispered. He payed attention to His worshipper's tone- obviously flirtatious, but He sensed something much deeper- something rough, unpredictable; as if everything on Volos mind was disgustingly fixated on Him. (Which was what Volokami expected- His world litterally revolved around Him.) But this felt like a profound obsession. (merely flattering to Him, but still) 

Volo started to assertively mark his creator, sinking his surprisingly sharp teeth into His shoulder. Although Volokami certaintly didnt feel any pain- He embraced what else came with the bites- pleasure. 

He started to hug His devotee around his back again, letting His hands gently glide against his back again- only moving the rest of His body to jerk against wherever Volo bit. He would occasionally whimper/ letting his worshipper have his fun.

Volo reluctantly pulled away, just to pin himself on top of Him, determined to look at His face again. He tilted his head, determined to take in ever angle-

Volo was determined to keep Him, to have Him tangeled with him forever. This God would not abandon him, not again. This God really made a pure, ever so perfect world; one that would not leave him alone to drown in a sea of resentment, as his pervious God, Arceus, had once done.

"I will hold the divine. Forever."

(uh the end..?)

I'M IN SHOCK, IT'S SO GOOD.

YES OMGG🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

(if only i could write good smh😔)

I would love to see something written by you, it would also be the first time I've seen a Volo x Volo fanfic, pleaseeeeeee!!!!

hi there!! my name is Beetle and i go by she/they (or she/faer if you're really cool). Questioning aro/ace but really i have no clue what i am

Oui oui! This tastes wonderfully!