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I'm frustrated and fascinated in equal measure by Game Freak, Nintendo, and The Pokemon Companys car crash approach to their gaming output. How they consistently manage to fumble every. single. time.
After each game I think, it can't get worse, and then they release the next game and I'm shocked all over again.
I hate, HATE, the new battle system.
The "wild areas" are a joke. You're literally shooting fish in a barrel. The fun of hunting to "catch 'em all" is just not there...
The breath of fresh air that was Legends Arceus' catching system is stripped back, so no more of that super satisfying sniping of distant pokemon.
Even the kinda fun selfie camera mode from S&V, where it looks like your character is holding the camera is gone, now it's just standing in front of the camera.
They've taken the few kernels of fun and innovation from the recent past games and swerved away so hard they've flipped off the road and down a ravine.
After 30 years of second chances, this might be it for me, I might be done with the Pokemon games.
I feel like I'm taking crazy pills! Am I just THAT old now?!
Star Trek: Strange New Worlds, Wedding Bell Blues = Futurama, Where No Fan Has Gone Before!
A bunch of Star Trek characters, forced to act out scenarios by an all powerful being (Trelane/Mellvar) who actually turns out to just be a petulant child, playing with their equivalent of action figures, who's reprimanded and taken away by their parent at the end?!
It must be a love letter by the Star Trek team, referencing one of Futuramas many love letters to Star Trek (which included all original actors reprising their roles, Nimoy, Nichols, Shatner).
Amazing. Heartwarming. I refuse to believe anything else.
Talking about this movie on the internet is NOT going to be fun, I'll tell you that much.
I'm just hoping the cast finds films to be in that people actually WANT to see and not some petulant money-burning scream against the animation medium.
Proving my point again that it's the character moments, not the action, that made the clones series' great!
I found this episode (the penultimate episode, wha!?), super forgettable, apart from Rampart. He was the stand out, because he got so many brilliant character moments.
Only one ep to go and I think we're going to be a little let down....
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A long, slight critical, rant about The Bad Batch.
Let me preface this by saying, I love this show, I think it has been one of the best animated shows to ever come out of Disney or Star Wars. This rant comes from a place of love.
I think it's pretty clear at this stage that The Bad Batch Season 3, while excellent in so many ways, is not quite sticking the landing when it comes to human moments.
There's a reason The Outpost is a fan favorite ep.
There's a reason a lot of people resonate with The Crossing.
And the reason is not action or setpieces, it's the human moments. The emotional moments.
The moments where characters stop and react.
I always thought it was an odd choice to bring back Echo but then have him not even mention Fives, nevermind not giving us any insight into Echos feelings about the circumstances surrounding his death. Rex even talks about how Fives tried to warn him about the chips, in front of Echo, and nothing!
Maybe it's a fluke, an oversight, I thought? Maybe, a story arc they had to trim so they could better explore the new characters!?
And wow, did the writers do some amazing character work in season 2! I mean, chef's kiss, 10 outta 10. Gorgeous. Give me more of that.
But then, season 3 came.
Do we see proper conversation about the loss of Tech? No.
Do we see Crosshairs reaction to learning of his death? No.
Do we see Phees reaction to his death? No.
Do we see the groups immediate interaction after Crosshair returns. No.
Hells, Omega is taken AGAIN and Hunter doesn't even blink.
We maybe get a token mention here or there, and then on to the next copy/paste rescue/escape.
The writing team leave these beautiful breadcrumbs for us, we're dying to know how X will react to Y next week, and then they just never follow through.
I love this show, I really do, but I can only excuse this so many times.
With the series almost at its end, I think it's becoming increasingly clear that the writers think action setpieces, and escape plans, and heists are what the fans want.
Don't get me wrong, the setpieces are great. But action is a dime a dozen these days. Plenty of shows and movies give us awesome explosions and shoot outs.
Far rarer are shows, and especially animated "childrens" shows, that give us genuine, gut-punching, emotional moments.
With so little time left, I'm doubtful of a truly satisfying finale to the Batches story.
So many threads are still dangling, and we're all dying for answers. But we'll spend the next precious few episodes watch Omega break out of Tantiss AGAIN.
Whoever's under CX-2s mask might be significant, but will we see anyone's reaction to it? Will we have time to explore it's impact? Would they explore it even if they had the time?!
The thing many fans fell in love with about the clones is not that they're badass soldiers blowing up droids, it's how they behaved as people.
How they interacted with each other, defined themselves, pushed their individuality, morality, and goodness to forefront despite being told they are only weapons.
It's how they reacted to the world around them and their place in it.
The point of the clones stories is not action, it's reaction.
no one ever warns you about this about adulthood but no one tells you how important surfaces become to you. like it's a perpetual struggle to get enough surfaces in your life and then in turn keeping those surfaces clean
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😍 The BB husband HC is so cute! I'd love to read a similar set but maybe like a little old lady vendor, who just assumes they're a couple, hints that it won't be long before they're hearing the pitter patter of little feet? They're so sweet and funny about just the idea of being the readers husband, the idea that they could be making babies with her might make them explode 😂
Thanks for all the brilliant HCs 💚
Aloha!
Thanks, love to read that! It was fun writing them, too.
Now I do like this idea, let me see what I can do with that 😊
The Bad Batch x Fem!Reader HCs - Husband And Daddy?
At a fruit and vegetable market on Batuu with tons of open-air stalls, you are approached by an elderly lady, a trader selling tea herbs.
"You two are such a beautiful couple, I bet it's only a matter of time before you hear the pitter-patter of tiny feet"
Hunter
Hunter is chewing on the piece of apple he has in his mouth. You bought some fruit from a stall earlier. He smiles a little stupidly, politely, but doesn't immediately understand what is being said. It takes him a moment to put the words into context.
The moment he realizes what the old lady has just said, his eyes widen, and he chokes on the apple, a piece getting stuck in his throat.
"Hunter?" you ask worriedly and pat him on the back.
He suddenly coughs up the piece of apple and onto the floor, clears his throat and gasps for air. He adjusts his hair and bandana just to keep his nervous fingers occupied.
The older lady giggles and says conspiratorially to you, "Maybe you'd better find someone with better survival skills, you want to pass on the best genes"
Hunter clears his throat and says downright indignantly, "If anyone has survival skills, it's me"
The older lady grins, her laugh lines clearly visible around her eyes as she says, "He certainly has good ears"
As you continue walking, you say with amusement, "That almost sounded like you were applying to be the father of my children"
Hunter blinks several times, laughs nervously and finally says, "Um, well, I just wanted to make it clear that I do have my qualities"
You grin and say, "I know," and give him a kiss on the cheek that makes his ears flush.
Echo
He stares at the elderly lady for quite a while without blinking, Echo doesn't dare to look at you.
The old lady says to him bemusedly, "You have to blink now and again, otherwise your eyes will dry out"
Echo blinks several times, clears his throat, then his gaze swings briefly in your direction. When he sees your smile, his cheeks and ears heat up. He scratches the back of his head nervously with the scomp link and looks at the teas on the old lady's stand.
The lady laughs softly, "So shy?"
Echo clears his throat and says quietly, "We're not even a couple yet"
"Not yet," the lady emphasizes with a broad grin.
Echo's gaze quickly flits over to you again, and he sees you biting your lower lip with a grin.
He grins too and says, "'Yet'"
When your eyes meet, you both grin like idiots in love.
The older lady laughs again, "You two are so clearly into each other"
Echo clears his throat, straightens up, straightens his shoulders and says with a grin, "Maybe so, but the little feet thing can wait a little longer"
Wrecker
"Huh?"
Wrecker was only half-listening, his eyes roaming over the colorful packets of tea and his nose sniffing the various scents. His huge figure is bent over the stand. He straightens up again and looks questioningly from one to the other.
The old lady repeats her statement and after a brief hesitation, Wrecker laughs almost shyly.
"The lady and I aren't even a couple yet," he finally says with a wry grin.
"You should change that," says the old woman with conviction, "you two are a wonderful match, at least at first glance"
Wrecker looks over at you and smirks, "Yes, I think we should"
Your cheeks and ears heat up, and you can't stop grinning.
"But one thing at a time," says Wrecker, amused, and reaches out his hand towards you.
You place your hand in his, a little nervously, and he gently pulls you closer to him and the stand. Then he asks the elderly lady, "What about tea for lovebirds?"
The old lady grins and points to a row of her beautifully packaged tea herbs.
"I have a few things to offer"
Tech
He seems almost a little lost without the holopad in his hand. The pad is on his belt, he has devoted his attention entirely to you and this little excursion today, and you feel really flattered. It's so rare that he lets this thing out of his hand.
Tech looks at the older lady questioningly, her statement has completely passed him by, he can't put it into any logical context.
"Well," he says matter-of-factly, "First of all, we're not a couple. Secondly, I don't understand the reference to small feet. My companion's feet aren't that small either"
You burst out laughing, but disguise it as a cough because you don't want him to think you're making fun of him.
Tech comes closer and strokes your back worriedly.
"You're not going to get sick, are you?"
You shake your head.
"No, no, it's fine"
Tech is so different with you than with other people, you've noticed, he's gentler, more caring. You're sure he likes you a lot more than he perhaps even realizes himself.
"He doesn't seem the brightest," giggles the older lady.
Tech frowns, "I understood the implication, and I can assure you, good lady, you're unlikely to meet anyone smarter than me"
"And a little arrogant"
Tech raises his eyebrows in shock and looks from one to the other, panicking that he may have made the wrong impression on you too. But you give him a warm, infectious smile that makes him feel like he's melting.
"She was talking about children," you say softly.
"Children?… Oh, I see," Tech says and swallows.
He suddenly looks very nervous.
"To have children you have to be intimate first and we're not"
"Not yet," you say quietly.
His head jerks in your direction, surprised, startled, curious.
You slowly move away from the stand as you talk, and the old lady looks after you, shaking her head.
"You'd be interested in a more intimate relationship with me?" Tech asks matter-of-factly, though there is a small, nervous tremor in his voice.
When you smile at him again, a storm of emotions is released inside him, but he remains calm on the outside. Your small, quiet "yes" sends his pulse racing and conjures up a smile on his lips.
Crosshair
Crosshair just frowns, looks at the older lady, then at you and sees you shrug your shoulders. He doesn't really know how to react to the statement. For now, he remains calm.
His gaze wanders over the teas.
"This one," says the lady, holding it out to Crosshair, "You could buy it for your wife, it helps to prepare her for conception and has an aphrodisiac effect."
Crosshair smiles, his eyes wandering back and forth between you and the old lady again.
Finally, he says, "Children are not my thing. But the process that precedes the whole thing is"
You blink several times and listen intently as Crosshair talks to the old lady. You are so fascinated by the scene, his demeanor, that you just watch in silence.
The elderly lady giggles and shows him a few other teas and says conspiratorially, "These all have an aphrodisiac and libido-enhancing effect"
"Perfect," says Crosshair with a dirty little grin and has three different varieties wrapped up.
With the paper bag of teas under his left arm, he invitingly holds out his right arm to you. You hook onto him, almost hypnotized, and look up at him.
"How about it? You and me tonight, and a whole lot of tea?"
You blink and feel yourself getting hot. A wide smile creeps onto your face.
Crosshair smirks and says, "That looks like a 'yes'"
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